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The Week In WokeWhat would we do without DEI Media "Elites"? ![]() Mom who killed boyfriend and cut off his genitals after catching him raping her daughter is cleared of murder One cheer for "decarceration." Now for the bad news: Reading the details of the murder -- she killed her own romantic/sexual partner, and somehow she was able to slip a mickey into a drink and drug this guy while he was "raping her daughter" -- makes me think she just killed this guy out of jealousy and contrived the "raping my daughter" story to justify it. An enraged mom who cut off her boyfriend's testicles and then set fire to his body after catching him trying to rape her daughter has been cleared of his murder. Do rapists often take a drink mid-rape? Does a drugged drink work quickly enough to end a rape mid-rape? I just ran some scientific tests on this story and my beakers and Erlenmeyer Flasks tell me that this story is forty seven moles of bullshit. I don't know what happened here, but I know it's not what this woman is claiming happened.
The Gay Mafia got a black basketball player let go from the Chicago Bulls for stating that Pride Month -- a celebration of gay sex and kink -- was "unrighteous." Jaden Ivey didn't last long with the Chicago Bulls before he was waived, let go, or whatever polite term is being used these days to fire someone. It came after he posted a video sharing his thoughts on Pride Month and the NBA. He's coming off an injury but it can't be doubted that political pressure was brought to bear here. Video here. In this clip, another basketball player says he doesn't want to "go deep" into a question about his religion because of the Jaden Ivey situation, because "I don't wanna get waived." I'm sure Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro will protest this use of corporate-governmental power to squelch black men's rights. Democrats don't know how to relate to normal healthy people. But they figure that talking about their psychological problems will make them seem relatable. Some potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates are introducing themselves to voters in a striking way: by documenting their childhood resentments, family chaos and fights with their parents. Newsom grew up as private-school twat and family friend of the Getty's, and Pritzker is an obese billionaire nepo baby. I don't know if Josh Shapiro is a rich bitch -- -- update, just got an email from Tucker Carlson, saying, "Look at his last name. Look at his little hat. You know he's rich." Well I'll take that under consideration, Cuck. They desperately need to show that they've "struggled" in life so out comes the stories of dyslexia and... fights with their parents? What? Your daddy wouldn't let you borrow the new Beemer -- just the old one, last year's model without the heated seats -- and you had yourself a sulk and so now you understand the daily grind of the common people? Can I impress upon you the Healing Power of Shutting the Fuck Up? You're probably not going to believe me, but a black female Democrat involved in the "Equity" grift turns out to be a fraudster and criminal thief. Man, I did not have that on today's Bingo card. (Just yesterday's, tomorrow's, and Easter's.) Last August, I told you the story of a close associate of then-Mayor London Breed named Sheryl Davis. Ms Davis had been on the rocket glide path to San Fran prominence as a member of the city's Human Rights Commission, eventually rising to become its head. A huge pile of money earmarked for a completely vague purpose whose efficacy cannot be proven nor disproven given to a political crony who owes her position only to grifting?! I see no (intentional) accountability holes here whatsoever!!!
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