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Elon Musk has announced TeraFab, a Tesla-SpaceX joint venture to bring the various companies' (including xAI and I guess Twitter) chip manufacturing together under one very large roof. (Tom's Hardware)

$20 billion buys a lot of roof.

Primarily it will be producing local AI chips for robots - vision processing and similar systems, and large scale general purpose AI chips for orbital datacenters.

This is the 21st century I asked for. Certainly more so than anything OpenAI has delivered.

Tech News

Trapped in a closet self-driving taxi with Vanna White a screaming homicidal leftist lunatic outside. (Seattle Times)

Don't go to San Francisco, and if you do, don't use self-driving taxis, and if you do, pack a nuclear-powered flamethrower.
Corsair is offering a 25% discount on some DDR5 memory kits. (Tom's Hardware)

So they're only at a 200% over the past six months rather than 300%.
An extremely awkward workaround for the Crimson Desert's extremely awkward inventory system. (WCCFTech)

Or you can just wait a month while they fix this and other issues.
Cursor's new coding model was built on top of Moonshot AI's Kimi. (Tech Crunch)

Who?

Musical Interlude

Song is Dancing on the Ceiling sung by Dodie Stevens. Video is from... Something.

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