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Quick HitsSome of you have been annoying me so this is what you get. Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs I envision her working off her crusty undies with e Dremel tool and a chain-cutter. From last month: Gen Z is officially the first generation in American history to be dumber than the last. Why post something from last month? Gen Z has been annoying me too. The generation born between 1997 and 2010 is the very first generation who did worse in school than the generation before them, according to a top neuroscientist. No way! "They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ." What caused them to become a generation of retards? Well, the left's covid school shutdowns was part of it. The other part of it is what's making us all stupid: Constant low-cognitive-demand/high-domamine-spiking scrolling on phones. Horvath, who studied reams of data from standardized academic tests, told Congress that Z's struggles stem from the fact that they're the first generation to grow up with constant screen time. And it's no substitute for real learning.
So, the same as she is now. Only now she won't be getting megamillion dollar paychecks from Netflix to be unemployed. ![]() From State of the Day, which uses this fact as a jumping off point to discuss how AI is going to put a lot of people out of work, but especially women in corporate make-work jobs. Far-right Trump News Channel CBS (according to nonpartisan Scott McFarlane of "MeidasTouch"): State records show 89 hospice companies at one Los Angeles office plaza. We went to look for ourselves. 15 hospices incorporated in a single day, in a single suite in Van Nuys
Here's a little good news: A foreign pirate who was imprudently granted citizenship, and then defrauded the people of the US for millions, has been denaturalized. Let him be the first of millions. Oh, I had not heard about this at all. It happened a couple of days ago, and what a development. See the link for the news stories themselves. | Recent Comments
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