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Quick HitsRemember the days when two Republicans led the jungle primary for California governor, meaning, if that survey support translates to actual votes, the only two people competing in the election would be those two Republicans? No Democrats allowed? No "Independent Socialists" running as spoilers? Well those days are back because the most recent poll shows the two Republicans leading. Again, this isn't a primary poll -- it's a poll of the so-called "jungle primary" where everyone runs no matter what the party. The top two vote-getters here advance to the general election. Conservative commentator Steve Hilton had the support of 17% of likely voters and Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco had the backing of 16%, according to a poll released Wednesday by UC Berkeley's Institute of Governmental Studies and co-sponsored by The Times. Last time I checked, the Democrat with the most support is noted Chinese Spy Eric Fartwell. I think he had 13%.
-- A generation ago, Poland rationed sugar and flour while its citizens were paid one-tenth what West Germans earned. Today its economy has edged past Switzerland to become the world's 20th largest with over $1 trillion in annual output. As someone pointed out on Twitter: They somehow managed to prosper economically without allowing in millions of unvetted, unskilled immigrants. Weird, I thought that was impossible. Poland is saving money by not having to demolish the statues of its previous heroes just because Hostile Culturally-Aggressive Colonizers demand it. Meanwhile, in Wales: ![]() Another billionaire has fled California to escape the coming tax on all assets, including unsold stock and property. (Usually we tax things when a dollar value is "realized" -- made real -- through a sale; this new scheme to seize the means of production would require you to estimate what your assets might be worth and pay a tax on them every year. That shouldn't lead to people going to jail; just ask Trump, who got hit with a half-billion dollar civil penalty for over-estimating the value of his assets in a private loan context.) Billionaire Uber co-founder Travis Kalanick admits strategically moving to Texas before California wealth tax Kalanick says Dec 18 move to Austin was timed 'prior to January' deadline for proposed billionaire tax And now you get nothing. Eat it, Commie scum. You people are such absolute fuck-ups. You'd have to ration sand in a desert. Meanwhile, Nurse Kathy Hochul is begging the wealthy to move back to NY so that they may seize their assets: Based Jessica @RealJessica
LOL, the woman who locked everyone inside their homes for two years thinks she's a "nice governor" and that people should want to live under her evil reign of malicious incompetence. Rand Paul is a sniveling little narcissist, grilling DHS Secretary nominee Markwayne Mullin on the... mean things he said about Rand Paul. Are you kidding me, you ridiculous tiny Napoleon-complexed manlet? Now Paul is on the edge of having a point here, as he claims that Markwayne Mullin voted to not stop welfare programs for refugees. But he moves off that point to whine about Mullin having said that he understood why Paul's liberal neighbor beat up the annoying, self-righteous Libertarian Leprechaun. "Instead of explaining your vote to continue these welfare programs for refugees, you decide to transfer the blame. You told the media that I was a 'freaking snake' and that you completely understood why I had been assaulted," Paul said in his opening remarks. "I was shocked it would justify and celebrate this violent assault that caused me so much pain and my family so much pain." You simpering little fairy. Now I want to beat the shit out of you, too. This is a grown man whining not about being beaten up ten years ago, but whining that another man wasn't sufficiently sorrowful that he'd gotten beaten up. He's like the pussy still whining in tenth grade that in third grade he'd gotten a wedgie. Maybe it's time for another wedgie. Note Paul does not demand he answer as to why he cast the vote he did. No, it's all about appeasing the light-loafered malignant dwarf's feelings. And he's doing the fake tough-guy thing of saying "tell it to my face" in a building with 100 people present including security and tv cameras. Why don't you try the "tell it to my face" act alone, outside, in a private little spot? You ridiculous little bitch! Context for the below post: "Sinners" a movie starring black people directed by a black guy. It's about black people being attacked by evil vampires. White vampires, I should clarify, as if you didn't guess that. It was absurdly overnominated for Oscars because of its DEI credentials -- sixteen nominations, tying, I believe, the most-nominated film in history, The Godfather. This... jumped up vampire movie got 16 nominations and won four Oscars. But the DEI schemers thing it was unfairly robbed due to #MuhRacism:
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