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March 11, 2026

Humor Break

You might have seen the amazing video of Iran welcoming its new Supreme Leader.

The actual Supreme Leader was not present. (Tousi TV says there are legitimate reports that he was hit during the early rounds of bombing and lost his leg and is currently in a coma.)

So to welcome the totally-alive New Supreme Leader, they brought out -- and this is not a joke, this happened -- a cardboard cut-out of a human silhouette with a photograph of the totally-alive Mojtada Khamenei's head on top of it.

In fairness: Iran was not the first country to do this.

Tousi noted that he could have sent along a video message or "appeared" via Skype. But he didn't. They just literally put a cheap standee at the front of the room and said "Bow to your new Supreme Leader, the Amazon box our new Yoga mat came in with a xerox glued to it."

And they did!

Weisenheimers are having fun with Iran's new Iron Man. Or, I should say, corrugated cardboard man.

Tucker Carlson's next guest....🤣 pic.twitter.com/OfBWxcTQTF
— J (@JayTC53) March 11, 2026

Marco Rubio realizing he has to step in as the new Supreme Leader of Iran. pic.twitter.com/1dUjXdc9Dr
— Caт Bee 🪶 (@CatShoshanna) March 10, 2026

Iran's remaining armed forces.

Iran isn't worried that we'll keep killing Ayatollahs. They've got plenty in reserve.

Coming soon: Dancing Ayatollah.

Close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and amateur Epstein PR agent Steve Bannon will be proudly welcomed by CPAC 2026, and people are welcoming CPAC's other illustrious guests and important conservative influencers.

By the way, Candace Owens is now accusing Erika Kirk of having "Epstein connections."

Another banger by @TBC_on_X

Great account to follow.
pic.twitter.com/B5TSLk4reu
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) March 11, 2026

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:37 PM

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(Tousi TV says there are legitimate reports that he was hit during the early rounds of bombing and lost his leg and is currently in a coma.) So to welcome the totally-alive New Supreme Leader, they brought out -- and this is not a joke, this happened -- a cardboard cut-out of a human silhouette with a photograph of the totally-alive Mojtada Khamenei's head on top of it. In fairness: Iran was not the first country to do this. Tousi noted that he could have sent along a video message or "appeared" via Skype. But he didn't. They just literally put a cheap standee at the front of the room and said "Bow to your new Supreme Leader, the Amazon box our new Yoga mat came in with a xerox glued to it." And they did! Weisenheimers are having fun with Iran's new Iron Man. Or, I should say, corrugated cardboard man. Tucker Carlson's next guest....🤣 pic.twitter.com/OfBWxcTQTF — J (@JayTC53) March 11, 2026 Marco Rubio realizing he has to step in as the new Supreme Leader of Iran. pic.twitter.com/1dUjXdc9Dr — Caт Bee 🪶 (@CatShoshanna) March 10, 2026 Iran's remaining armed forces. Iran isn't worried that we'll keep killing Ayatollahs. They've got plenty in reserve. Coming soon: Dancing Ayatollah. Close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and amateur Epstein PR agent Steve Bannon will be proudly welcomed by CPAC 2026, and people are welcoming CPAC's other illustrious guests and important conservative influencers. By the way, Candace Owens is now accusing Erika Kirk of having "Epstein connections." 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