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March 05, 2026

Trump Eases Kristi Noem Out of DHS Spot, Promoting Her Downwards to Head an Agency No One Ever Heard Of

And I don't mean a cool sexy agency no one ever heard of like UNCLE.

I just mean, I have never heard of "Shield of the Americas" before.

Sounds kind of cool.

Also sounds made-up.

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BREAKING: U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026, according to President Trump.

"The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland."

The news comes hours after the National Review reported that Trump was "furious" that Noem suggested that he gave approval of a taxpayer-funded $220M ad campaign contract.

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Kristi Noem is OUT as DHS Secretary and Sen. Markwayne Mullin is taking her place

Noem is being appointed "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral"… pic.twitter.com/gpXJ96X6eL
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 5, 2026

About that ad: It was faulted for spending $220 million of taxpayer money on what appeared to be largely a promotion of Noem herself. She claims Trump approved of it -- Trump is pissed, telling people he never even heard of the ad until it aired.

💰📺 A tense Senate exchange is raising new questions about a $220 million DHS ad campaign featuring Secretary Kristi Noem.

Sen. John Kennedy pressed Noem on how the spending aligns with the administration’s push to cut government waste — and whether President Trump personally… pic.twitter.com/9pV19CkQkh
— Wayne DuPree (@RealWayneDupree) March 3, 2026

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:31 PM

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Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 14m BREAKING: U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026, according to President Trump. "The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland." The news comes hours after the National Review reported that Trump was "furious" that Noem suggested that he gave approval of a taxpayer-funded $220M ad campaign contract. 🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Kristi Noem is OUT as DHS Secretary and Sen. Markwayne Mullin is taking her place Noem is being appointed "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral"… pic.twitter.com/gpXJ96X6eL — Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 5, 2026 About that ad: It was faulted for spending $220 million of taxpayer money on what appeared to be largely a promotion of Noem herself. She claims Trump approved of it -- Trump is pissed, telling people he never even heard of the ad until it aired. 💰📺 A tense Senate exchange is raising new questions about a $220 million DHS ad campaign featuring Secretary Kristi Noem. Sen. 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