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March 04, 2026

"Thousands" Of US-Aligned Iraqi Kurds Stage Ground Invasion of Iran

This morning I watched a military YouTuber, "Cappy," who said that the US and Israel were using million-dollar missiles to take out small outposts and police stations in western Iran. Such a use of pricey ordnance on such dinky targets would not make sense... unless the missiles were being used to clear a path for a force of ground invasion troops.

Which turns out to have been the plan.

Update: Commenters point out that multiple Kurdish sources are denying these reports.


Fat Democrat pussy Chuck Todd wondered why the CIA had let reporters know they were preparing a Kurdish force for an invasion.

Apparently he thinks you can arm, train, and lead 5,000 foreign soldiers and not a one of them will tell anyone.

In any event, this heads-up came hours before the actual invasion.

I'm glad there will be some ground threat. Protesters have been staying inside, as Trump advised them to. But they've been staging protests inside their apartments and houses, dancing and singing. And Regime thugs have been firing machine-guns into their homes.

That's why you need ground forces. These thugs think they can act with impunity, because our air forces are hitting missile carriers and buildings, not thugs on the street.

Some Kurds might warn them that there will be consequences for regime gun-men.

And we need to deploy a lot of anti-personnel drones, too.

Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

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BREAKING: The U.S. asked Israel to eliminate the IRGC commander who plotted the assassination attempt against President Trump.

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth confirmed he was shot dead, indicating the killing was carried out on the ground--not by an airstrike.

According to Tucker Carlson, the two assassination plots were Fake News fabricated by Israel. Fake Jews, I guess. And now Israel "eliminates" the "Plotter" who didn't exist in the first place! So nefarious!

I'm happy about this:

I visited Lebanon on a junket arranged by Lee Smith. Most of the country is peaceful and just wants to live their lives. But the Iranian-funded Shiias in the south support Hezbollah. Lebanon has flinched from taking Hezballah on in the past, not because they love Hezballah forcing them into wars every two years, but because Hezballah will attack the rest of the country, too, using Iranian money and ordnance to do so.

I'm glad Lebanon now feels safe enough to tell Hezballah to GTFO.


He's peddling tobacco now, too?

I guess he just doesn't trust the Jewish "Science" on the cancer risks of tobacco. So #based!

Correction: A commenter tells me these are nicotine pouches, without any actual tobacco. It's the tar that gets you, not the nicotine.

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