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March 02, 2026

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Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

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BREAKING: It's been revealed that nearly all of the Tehran's traffic cameras had been hacked by Israel for years, with algorithms tracking senior officials -- including the supreme leader.

One Israeli official said: "We knew Tehran like we know Jerusalem."

Open Source Intel @Osint613

U.S. President Donald Trump told ABC News that they identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but was killed in the initial airstrikes.

"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates. It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."


Robert Spencer collects some of the left's prayers for terrorist attacks against America:

Meanwhile, a Jan. 2026 hot take from far-left "journalist" Stephen Beschloss on X was getting wide circulation on Threads after the death of Khamenei: "No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter," Beschloss wrote sagely, "I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth."

He didn't mean Khamenei, the mass murderer of tens of thousands of his own people. He meant Trump. Nevertheless, in the race for the most over-the-top expression of Trump-hatred, Beschloss finishes a close second to John Pavlovitz, who bills himself on Threads as an "author, pastor, activist, and storyteller," and on X, where he has nearly 392,000 followers, as "author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk.'" Pavlovitz, who is so far to the left that he makes Chairman Mao look reactionary, had this to say after the killing of Khamenei: "Dear World, Please do whatever you need to. Sincerely, Decent Americans."

Paul Sperry @paulsperry_

Funny how whenever reporting on a Muslim carrying out a terrorist attack, the MSM reflexively writes it off to "mental illness," but whenever reporting on transgender terrorism, they never mention anything about the trans shooter having mental health problems. In those cases of violence, the suspects are portrayed as relatively normal, while jihadists are clearly just plain nuts, confused individuals completely divorced from Islamic doctrine.

Gavin Newsom is a gaytard:

Gavin's gaslighting.

Gov. Gavin Newsom has been put in his place by the US gas industry after he tried to "flex" on President Donald Trump over gas prices -- as he presides over the country's highest per-gallon prices.


The California governor took to social media on Saturday following the dramatic US-Israel airstrikes on Iran, which took out both Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

"Average gas prices in California have stayed below $5 for nearly two years. Trump's new war is already rattling markets. We're watching this space. Closely," Newsom's press office wrote on X, sparking derision from many.

"Time to school the Pajama Boy who runs this account for the Gov -- because this isn't the flex on Trump he thinks it is," the US Oil & Gas Association, a nonprofit trade association for the domestic oil and natural gas industry, wrote in response before taking the Democrat to task over what it branded Newsom's mismanagement of California's natural resources.


"California imports 63% of its crude from foreign countries -- despite sitting on at least 1.7 billion barrels of proven reserves," the post continued, before breaking down where the Golden State's refineries get their crude oil.


So, if you're a "right-wing" podcaster and you just happened to discover you're a Big-Time Christian (or Trad Cath) in the past two years, just as the podcast grifting money was getting too good to pass up, then I'm going to say you're not a Christian.

If, like Tucker Carlson, you went through 55 years of life without hearing the call of the Church, and then suddenly, when you were unemployed and launching a venture that depended absolutely on the patronage and support of American Christians, you finally cracked open a Bible (you say) and became a diehard follower of Christ, well, I just do not believe you.

I think you lie like Satan.

You're a deceiver, you give false testimony, and your only god is Mammon.


I'm so tired of the Sudden Christianity Syndrome Monetizers.

There are definitely converts, of course. But I'd like to see at least twelve months between your "conversion" and the debut of your new podcast. Is that too much to ask?

Megyn Kelly has always been a secular feminist shitlib, but she's now routinely identifying as a Believing Catholic lately, too.

Weird we didn't hear about this when she was on Fox's corporate payroll. We only hear about it now that she relies directly on the patronage of Christian viewers.

Tucker continues his cowardly passive-aggressive attacks on Trump. He's never man enough to challenge Trump directly -- he always claims that Trump is being misled by people like Marco Rubio and, of course, Jews.

Tucker thinks he's being cute by not taking on the bull directly, but always claiming the bull is being led around by the nose.

Of course, in Tucker's view, Trump has no agency or authority of his own but is always being told what to think and do by Jewish or Jew-connected advisors.

I think that's kind of insulting. I wonder what Trump thinks.

So here's Tucker claiming that Akshually his great pals in Iran never tried to assassinate Trump twice -- it was all a pack of lies concocted by, you'll never guess, Jews!

Meanwhile, two teams of Iranians were indicted in federal courts for plotting to kill Trump.

Eitan Fischberger @EFischberger

Back in 2024, the DOJ indicted two IRGC assassins in two separate plots to murder President Trump.

Israel doesn't appear anywhere in the charging docs.

Yet here's Tucker inventing out of thin air that Israel planned them in order to stir up tension between Iran and the U.S.

But Tucker's not done yet: He says that the Iranian missile strikes on his paymasters in Qatar were... arranged by Israel?!?!

Below: To all of those claiming "Trump lied to us," "Trump swore to us that America First meant no military operations, ever," and other assorted International ANSWER/Ron Paul Acolyte lies:

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