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March 02, 2026

Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/2/26)

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The Quotes of The Day


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"This is about national security; this is about what's possible in the Middle East; this is about being a good partner to the Gulf States...I am a Democrat. I've been a huge Democrat, and I am incredibly disappointed with my party; I do not see myself in them in this moment,” Moj Madhara, co-founder of the Iranian Diaspora Collective and a Democrat


Quote II

"When a family is boating to a restaurant or simply enjoying the waters in our area, they should not have to worry about being stopped, boarded, and delayed for no real reason beyond a random inspection," State Sen. Chris Elliott (R-Josephine, AL)


Quote III

"When you tax something at a high rate, customers are less likely to purchase that product and are more likely to identify alternatives," Tiffany Ingram, the executive director of the Cannabis Business Association of Illinois


Quote IV

The party's only agenda is 'we hate Trump,' and anything he says, we're going to do the opposite of it. And it makes me very sad for the party." Robert F. Kennedy,Jr.



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No Middle East/Iran/Israel news here on The ONT tonight. My .02? Iran has FA for 47 years. I don't have the supporting documentation, but I would suspect at least 90% of all worldwide terrorism involving the Religion of PiecesTM has been funded directly by Iran.

After kicking the Iran can down the road, this was bound to happen sooner or later. The fact that President Trump has engaged with all of the major Islamic countries at the start of his second term was mocked by the "elites". But his engagement with them has led them to keep their noses out of the affair (Monday 3/2/26 8:16AM)

Unlike the Bush's, Trump's philosophy appears to be go in, do what has to be done and get our troops home. We don't need to be building any nations whose populations have no concept or don't care to grasp the concept of Western Civilization. If they want to live like 7th century BC shithole warriors, let them.

Hopefully the Persians can go back to be a western leaning population rather than the cheerleaders for the destruction of the Great Satan.


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Those of us who are Constitutionalists believe in the American justice system. However, those who believe the Constitution is no more than a roll of paper towel have developed the art of lawfare. Well what is good for the goose is good for the gander. I hope that Cities Church sues these criminals into bankruptcy.

A total of 39 people now face charges in the anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement invasion of Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota, last month, according to a superseding indictment that the federal district court unsealed Friday.

“YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP,” Attorney General Pam Bondi wrote on X after the court unsealed the indictment. “If you do so, you cannot hide from us—we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you.”

Bondi announced that federal agents had already arrested 25 of the 30 new defendants included in the new indictment.


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Had Matthew been Moe of the Religion of Pieces he would not have been arrested, charged and convicted. Instead the victims would be sent to re-education camps via Low-T patient Keir Starmer's edict.

A sexual predator who repeatedly flashed lone women travelling on the Tube has been jailed for eight months.

Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.

He admitted eight counts of exposure at Inner London Crown Court earlier this month.

The British Transport Police (BTP) praised the bravery of the women in coming forward to report the pervert.


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Different strokes for different folks.

From fantasy photoshoots in the Maldives, to kelp forest "strolls" along California's Catalina Island and Taiwan's luxe hotel swims, swimming in a tail is different wherever you do it.

I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan. My legs are encased in a violet-hued mermaid tail, and what I thought would be a graceful glide feels more like a splash.



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If he learns his lesson he will never be a Genius Award Winner again.

GOLDSBORO, N.C. -- A rancher in North Carolina had a nightmare experience in a car wash recently, when wire fencing sitting in the bed of his pickup truck got entangled in the rotating brushes.

Kyle Corbett shared video of the aftermath on TikTok, writing, "Lesson today is don't go in the car wash with high tensile wire in the bed of your truck."



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Earlier tonight we spoke about lawfare. Greenpeace found out the hard way. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”. The group said it had cash and cash equivalents of $1.4m and total assets of $23m as of 31 December 2024.

Maybe little Greta The RetardTM can help out.

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