Donkey-Chompers: If You Thought My Shocking 21-Second Brain Glitch Followed by Drunk Kamala-Level Word Salad Made Me Look Stupid, Maybe The Real Problem Is With Your Stupid Brain, Stupid

She says you're just so used to Trump firing off quick answers, almost as if he's thought about the questions before and so has a firm answer already in mind, that you just can't appreciate a World Class Mind such as hers taking 21 painful seconds to "um" and "uh" and "err" and "uhhh" her way before delivering an "answer" that sounds suspiciously like a stoner trying to bluff her way through an oral report about a book she never even checked out of the library.

If you need to review her attempt to show she's ready to be president, check out Gutfeld's recap.

She does not explain why she thinks that cowboys existed before horses, or what philosophical Imponderable she was attempting to conjure when she said that Venezuela was south of the equator.

Here's what Flake Titicaca said:

In the video, an emotional AOC, appearing to hold back tears, pushed back against critics who saw her faceplant in Munich, convinced she has no idea what she's talking about. Her defense? It's not her, it's you, who's the problem. "If you think that I don't understand foreign policy because out of hours of discourse about international affairs, I paused to think about one of the most sensitive geopolitical issues that currently exist on Earth, I'm afraid the issue is not my understanding, but rather the problem is perhaps you've gotten adjusted to a president that never thinks before he speaks."

Tosca Austen @ToscaAusten

They say karma dishes out what we deserve. Is that true?

No matter how .@AOC spins her rant in Munich, it was a disaster.

She knows it. She is devastated.
She can't quit talking about it.
Her voice is hoarse from it.

Munich was her big chance to be the global liberal darling and prance on to '28 and she blew it.

Spin mode can't hide how she substituted foreign policy knowledge with theatrical melodrama.

To shade her humiliation, she ran into the arms of .@nytimes
for rescue and even THEY couldn't defend her.

That's how bad it was. Don't ever let her forget it.

One of the Australian conservative commentators suggested she did a lot of Cope Drinking over the weekend, resulting in a Kamala-Harris-like hangover hoarseness.

(I first wrote "horseness" but that's not due to her being drunk, that's just her genetics.)

Also note that her sad Simp Beard is on the bed snoring.

What a stateswoman.

If you can believe it, this e-girl thot is responding as e-girl thots do, sniping and bitching on Twitter.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC

Feb 21

My having been a waitress makes me 1000x more qualified to govern on behalf of working people than whatever lifelong politician nonsense you've swung from your whole career.

Why should working people vote for you if this is what you think of them?

Reminder: AOC was never "working class." Her father was an architect and she grew up in the leafy, tony NYC suburb of Westchester.

Kevin Bass @kevinnbass

Feb 21

Your father was an architect. You were a privileged DEI admit to Boston University. You worked as a waitress in your 20s. You made it in politics because you look good on camera. Everything you have has been handed to you. You have no understanding of the working class.

Cristiona @Cristiona

12m

Where did you go to college? Where did you grow up? What did your parents do?

Rich kids often have low wage jobs, because their parents pay for everything. You have no idea what it means to be working class you cosplayer.

There's a concept I heard of years ago called "genteel poverty." Children of the wealthy who have dreams of working at high-status jobs, but find those high-status jobs elusive, often work as servers and waitresses. This, in their class, is not considered low-class; it's just slumming until the dream job comes along. Note all the poets and actors working in the service industry.

They refuse to take more serious-but-unglamorous jobs like insurance or office work because those jobs would in fact reduce their status. Those jobs aren't for footloose dreamers waiting for their big break; those jobs indicate that someone has accepted her reduction in social status and is now a lowly member of the mid-level managerial/clerical class.

If you're a waitress, you're an undiscovered superstar just waiting for your big shot; but if you take a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, you're just a car rental agent.

Donkey-Chompers' stint as a waitress is not evidence of her "working class" background but her real background as a child of privilege with no actual talent to sell in the job market and a snobby attitude towards the real work that most people do.

Teaching yourself how to accept $10 bills by pushing your (sus) breasts together and taking it out of a patron's hand is not preparation for the presidency.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:40 PM

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