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A Meme Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
Welcome everybody to Friday meme night!
Fido Friday:Helping
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Tonight's quiz
What's in a name?
K.O.
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Put the pipe down
Afganistan is a horrible place run by evil men, but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every so often
Cute content
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 20, 2026
We are so lucky to have the boneless ones in this country
Oh, snap!
Pew pew
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 20, 2026
Integrally Suppressed Lever Action
Heh
From 160 BC, and we are scarily far to the right
Marriage
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There's an Easter version of this joke too
We are lesser sons of greater fathers
He sounds crabby
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Bon mot
It's amazing any of us survived adolescence
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I have questions
So, according to the above, the most popular "attraction" in America is...Mall of America???
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