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February 16, 2026

Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/16/26)

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[H/T Hrothgar and hopefully my granddaughter]

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These crimes were not isolated incidents constituting moments of poor judgment; they were textbook cases of grooming, involving a defendant who repeatedly leveraged tactics of isolation, manipulation, and control for the sake of her own selfish purposes. The egregious nature of the conduct was further compounded by the plain fact that the emotional and psychological harm she inflicted came at the expense of two of the very same young minds she had been entrusted to develop and nurture. Monmouth County Prosecutor Raymond S. Santiago


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"Come on, Oskar, just fuck off.” Canada’s Marc Kennedy, Olympic Curler


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I told [lawmakers] straight up: South Texas will never be red again,” Mario Guerrero, the CEO of the South Texas Builders Association

Mr. Guerrero, personally I don't care. I want every ILLEGAL ALIEN out of this country.


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I love women. I love my wife. I love my 3 daughters. I love my granddaughter. But, what the fuck is wrong with many of that gender?

First of all lady, who made you God so you could smite off road enthusiasts?

Well this Goddess learned an eye for an eye or something happened to somebody.



So we keep hearing about compromise. How can one have a rationale discussion about ILLEGAL ALIENS when you are dealing with this insufferable c*^t?

The exchange stripped away any illusion about what drives these ICE agitators. After Jensen screamed "race traitor" at a Hispanic agent, he calmly explained they were hunting a child molester. She called him a liar. The other agent stepped in with a reality check: "If you actually cared, you would care about the child who got raped and also by the person who got murdered by the person we are looking for.”

That's when Jensen said the quiet part out loud. She admitted she didn't care. Then she pivoted to the standard talking point about how ICE should only go after "illegal, violent immigrants" before insisting "that's not what you are doing.” Except it was exactly what they were doing. They were literally chasing a suspect wanted for raping a child and murder.

“If you actually cared, you probably would care about the child who got raped and the person who got murdered by the person we’re looking for, but you see, you don’t care,” an ICE agent told Jensen.

“No, I don’t care,” Jensen admitted.

Hate to see Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed El Goatbanger get a hold of one of your loved ones. Or even you Ms. POS.


Swatting is an illegal act. It appears to be one of their favorite attacks on anyone who disagrees with them. But now it's gone too damn far. We have public officials swatting parents and children over legally protected beliefs and constitutionally protected freedoms.

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Perhaps you should let her direct employer know that you don't tolerate this vile, despicable piece of shit excrement. She would fit in well at Planned Parenthood Murderhood.
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It is time to wipe away the protected immunity these "civil servants" are entitled to. If you or I called Social Services or the Police we would be facing criminal charges as well as civil litigation.


Just a local cop trying to do his job. So I wonder who she calls when she is a crime victim?


And finally. So many things to say about the following clip and so little time. I bet this little bitch has never heard the word, "No". On the other hand she has padded her resume to enter a Poison Ivy League school.



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So Mis. Hum. is it only women and politician who you are bitching about tonight? Well, no not really. I'm with Paul Joseph Watson on the 700B.C. sewage cultural rot brought by the Religion of PiecesTM


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Eyeballing a weary porta-potty, the forlorn sentinel of county fairs and highway hells, Jeremy Barnett dreamed it into a deluxe ice fishing palace on Lake DuBay. Using foam strips, he armored the flanks, etched portals for pole parades, and installed a heater fiercer than a scorned snowplow driver.

Lying before thee, behold: a pint-sized privy perched on polar plains, burbling warmth for a duo of dreamers and their dangling delights, while gales of frozen hell giggle outside like tipsy elves.


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On The Road Again. Carefree Highway. Life Is A Highway. I wonder what will be on her mix list. Genius Award Winner.

Oneida, N.Y. - A Central New York woman employed by the state Department of Transportation stole several thousand pounds of asphalt from the DOT, troopers said.


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