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February 12, 2026

Josh Hawley Grills Muslim Antifa AG Keith Ellison About the Audiotape In Which He Promises Somalis He'll Order Investigators to Let Them Defraud America In Peace

If you need a refresher, Ellison met with a Somali who was later convicted of major fraud against the US taxpayer. This Somali complained that investigators were checking to see if he was legitimate or not, and that just really steamed this Somali fraudster's beans.

Ellison told him that he would look into it and make phone calls to the investigators demanding to know "Why am I getting these complaints?" He also asserted that he "already" had his team investigating the investigators picking on these noble Somali Learing Experts.

The Somali makes it clear that he expects Ellison to "protect his interests" and says that if Ellison "has his back," he will "put dollars" into his hands.

Those fraudsters did in fact give Keith Ellison a $10,000 tip for his efforts to protect them, nine days after he promised that protection.

Ellison has found himself under pressure to properly prosecute the case after it was revealed that he had raked in $10,000 in campaign donations from individuals who would go on to be convicted of taking part in the scam that stole $250 million from a federal program meant to feed hungry children during the pandemic.

Ellison says it's all "political theater" because he gave that $10,000 tip for prompt service back... after he got caught.


Senator Josh Hawley, who is the kind of clean-cut, sexually-confident man David French would like to poke his wife up the pooter, blasted the Muslim/Antifa fraud co-conspirator Ellison, telling him "You should be in jail."

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) attacked Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison for having accepted campaign donations from fraudsters who stole hundreds of millions of dollars from taxpayers.

The Missouri Republican highlighted reporting from The Post on the $10,000 in contributions from individuals linked to the Feeding Our Future fraud scandal that ran off with $250 million in taxpayer funds.

"You helped fraudsters defraud your state and this government of $9 billion -- and you got a campaign contribution out of it," Hawley erupted at Ellison. "You ought to be indicted."

"Do you know where it went? What it was used for -- the fraudulent money? I do, because we just heard testimony about it yesterday ... hundreds of millions of dollars to terrorists ... international criminal organizations, to the drug trade, to drug trafficking, to child trafficking," the senator continued.

"You took $10,000," Hawley said.

"That's a lie," Ellison fired back.

It's not a lie, as I just explained above. Though Ellison may be claiming he didn't "take the money" because he "gave it back"... after he was caught.

"As early as 2019, a whistleblower--" Hawley began before Ellison interrupted him. Hawley added, "Don't talk over me. ... It's my hearing, pal."

That's the moment that gave David French the thought, "Boy, this aggressively masculine man might be the perfect candidate for porking my wife up the pooper."

"Don't call me 'pal,'" the Minnesota AG seethed.

And then Ellison also made David French's list. But in fairness, it's a very long list of potential butt-bulls.

"Well, I should call you a prisoner because you ought to be in jail," Hawley thundered. "Whistleblowers came to you in your office and referred to you fraud allegations from Feeding Our Future, and you blew them off. Listen to your own state newspaper."

"That's a lie," Ellison said again.

"The Minnesota Star Tribune," Hawley recited, "Partners in Nutrition brought its concerns to the attorney general's office in 2018 and in 2019. And you did nothing. You did nothing for years. The only action you took is once all these fraudsters came to your office and asked you to get involved and offered your money, not come and you got involved, then you have the money and then you got involved."


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Hawley noted that the nearly hour-long meeting was captured on video and could be easily Googled. Ellison claimed that quotes from it deployed by the senator had been "cherry-picked."

"No donations came," the state AG also claimed.

Part of the questioning below.

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