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January 30, 2026

The Week In Woke

Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor, Tim Walz, makes the Stunning and Brave Announcement that he will never run for political office again. As if it's xis choice! This is as bad as Kristen Stewart saying she can't "freely work" in the US so she'll be filming her zero-budget middle aged woman student film in Latvia. That's not a choice, that's just reality.

But note he only says he won't run for office -- he may still serve.

Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Amazing.

Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is now an inconvenient embarrassment. It was published 20 years ago, and made plenty of predictions prophecies, but none of those Dooms have yet come to pass.

Gore shared dramatic graphs.

Polar ice? Gone, any day now.

Sea levels? Twenty feet in the "near future," which, in political time, means "before the checks clear."

Arctic summers ice-free by, oh, pick a year, any year; 2013, 2014, five to seven years from whenever he was speaking.

Snows of Kilimanjaro? Vanished within a decade.
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Coastal cities? Should be holding snorkel conventions by now.

Reality, being the stubborn jerk that it is, refused to cooperate with Tipper's husband.

Arctic ice dips and bobs like it's on a budget seesaw--it never quite disappears.

Sea levels creep up a modest few millimeters each year, and at this rate, your great-great-grandkids might need taller beach chairs.

Snow still falls on Kilimanjaro, while cities keep building condos on the water like it's prime real estate.

No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

Deadlines came and went quieter than a mime convention. There wasn't a press conference with Gore saying, "Oops! My bad; turns out the models were a little more enthusiastic than I thought." Just new deadlines, fresh urgency, yet using the same PowerPoint.

Now if only Star Trek makes the same realization:

Paul Embery @PaulEmbery

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Some of us have been arguing for a long time that the BBC's obsession with promoting hyper-diversity in its drama productions -- even in period dramas -- was preachy and inauthentic and was alienating viewers. Needless to say, the usual accusations were thrown at us. Now an independent review, commissioned by the BBC itself, has found that the over-representation of ethnic minority characters, especially in period dramas, can feel "clunky", "inauthentic" and "preachy" to the viewer. It concludes: "The BBC should aim for an organic and authentic approach to diversity rather than it looking forced or tick box." Interestingly, the authors state: "We found our interviewees of colour as emphatic on this point as those who were white."


Dan Zaksheske @RealDanZak

BREAKING: The Department of Education ruled that San Jose State violated Title IX by allowing trans-identifying male volleyball player Blaire Fleming to compete on the women's team.

@OutKick was the first outlet to report a team forfeiting against SJSU, which later led to several more forfeits in protest



The first openly gay lesbian Mexican judge in Texas, named "Speedlin Gonzales," and no, that's not a racist joke, that's her name, has been arrested for handcuffing an attorney in the jury box. She has refused to take down the gay flags she hangs in her court (illegal political messaging from what is supposed to be a dispassionate objective judge) and routinely congratulates attorneys whose politics she supports on their victories -- victories she handed them.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

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Lgbtq Judge Rosie who was just arrested was involved in multiple scandals and was even ordered to take an additional course on judicial ethics.

- reportedly congratulated attorneys on winning cases in her court on her official FB page
- was found with a loaded gun at the airport and received a fine
- was ordered to remove pride flags and entered a years-long battle
- now facing a felony charge for unlawfully handcuffing an attorney over a dispute on courtroom procedure

Here she is standing next to the sodomy flag while wearing a Mexican tricolor sash.

Would you feel as if this judge was ruling without fear or favor if you had the misfortune to be hailed into her court?

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Black Conservative Perspective has two good clips below. The first you may have already seen, of overrated femmy communist DEI actor

The clip starting at 3:25 might be new to you. In it, the "actress" and "comedian" Amanda Seales -- I never heard of her either, but apparently she has a comedy special called, I josh thee not, I Be Knowin' -- says "the quiet part aloud," as Foreman says. She explains that the movement is made up of two kinds of people, those who fight in the streets and sometimes get justifiably shot by police -- the "outside people," she calls them -- and the pampered rich communist leaders who sit on their fat asses and incite the "outside people" to risk their lives while they risk nothing. She calls these people -- people like herself -- "inside people," and says the "inside people" are smart people who are too valuable to work "outside" because their skills at incitement -- or "bullhorning," she calls it -- are too precious.

The dumb people, on the other hand, are really good at being cannon fodder and useful corpses.

At the end of her explanation that their are Dumb Doers who get shot and Smart Leaders who get paid, she says that unknown enemy forces may someday come knocking on her door so when you think about it, aren't we all risking our lives for the cause?

It's pretty great.


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