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January 23, 2026

Iceout ONT

I hope those of you impacted by the storm are keeping warm and safe. I've got gas, kerosene, propane, generators, oil lamps, firewood and winter clothing, so we should be snug and warm here, even if the rest of Texas loses it's mind. In the meantime, here's a little advice:


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Fido Friday: What did you just do?


This is so cool
Floor 796

This is one guy's multi-year project. The theme is that it is floor 796 of a space station, but it's got more meme, pop culture, anime, you name it, references than anything I've ever seen.

Interesting translation

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Someone had fun thinking these up


Quick wit

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Let's give Mike and Carol 8 billion dollars

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Choose wisely


I'll never hear this song the same again

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The Bee nails it

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Frens


Today's game

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For me, 20/20. Frankly I think it'd be weird for someone my age NOT to have done all 20

Accurate

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Truth or parody?


Pissing off your trillion dollar trading partner by sucking up to the Chicoms because you don't like their president is some next-level statecraft

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Map of the US by a trucker

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We need more of this


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"It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?"

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by my new cat. He followed me home one day when I was out for my daily walk, almost a mile, so, well, he's mine. Vet says he's about 4 ½ months old and healthy. His name is Tomato

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