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December 18, 2025

Annoying Drunk Woman Harasses and Assaults Bar Staff Until She's Bodyslammed and then Ejected

Women didn't used to be like this.

Women didn't just violently assault men and expect to have some kind of Feminist Force Field that would protect them from retaliation.

San Francisco police revealed the identity of the woman whose booze-soaked rampage at an upscale eatery went viral this week -- and her tech employer confirmed she's been canned for the humiliating scene.

Her employer may be a tech company but she's no coder. She's just another idiot DEI hire.

Police identified Shireen Afkari -- listed as a marketing manager for the fitness app Strava and former employee of Credit Karma on a now-scrubbed LinkedIn profile -- as the woman who was caught on video taunting and pummeling staff at Hazie's before being body-slammed by a bartender and later tripping and face-planting on the sidewalk in the Hayes Valley neighborhood, according to KRON.


Officers arrived at 9:41 p.m. Saturday after Afkari, who was accompanied by a male companion, was dragged out of the restaurant after taking a swing at staff and violently knocking a phone out of another person's hands.

"He's f--ing harassing me," Afkari shouted at a bartender off camera before being hauled outside by Miguel Marchese, a staffer who later shared video of the incident on Instagram.

"Ooooh, he's a liar."

Afkari was arrested for public drunkenness and sent to county jail, according to cops.

She was fired. She was not charged with assault because the bar's staff, for some reason, declined to press charges.

I don't know what started her angry drunken rampage. If I were forced to guess, I would guess that she was cut off and decided this was "harassment."

Update: That guess was right. From Judge Elric the Blade:

Ace, that is exactly correct. From some more recent reporting:

Speaking to San Francisco's KRON4, Miguel Marchese, a bartender at Hazie's, who was at the centre of the ordeal, said the couple came in at around 9 pm and staff rapidly raised concerns about their level of intoxication.

"The night was quite chaotic, the couple came in, they were requesting dinner service," Marchese said.

"Initially, the server verbalized to me that she could tell that her table was not only intoxicated, but perhaps on some other substances and they were giving her quite a rough time and being quite verbally abrasive with her and then I do believe after that [the server] asked for the manager to intervene."

Marchese said the manager then removed cocktails from the couple's table and asked them to leave.

"He retracts her cocktails from the table, because I just made them, he brings them back and he simply tells me, 'they've had enough to drink, we shouldn't serve them anymore.' And then later, it just kind of spiraled into chaos," he said.



Her name seems to be Iranian/Persian, if you're wondering what great culture produced this Cultural Enricher.

Below, a still of her in the air as she's tripped.

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That's probably why no charges were filed.

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