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Food Thread: The Unbearable Heaviness Of A Bad Yorkshire Pudding »
December 14, 2025
First World Problems...
Is there any purpose to over-long laces? Is it some hipster code for "I bought the coolest hiking shoes?" Or is it a testament to the inability of shoe companies to use measuring equipment?
Am I supposed to double-knot, or maybe triple-knot? These things are long enough to tow a boat off the rocks!
Obviously I have to discard these shoes, and probably rebuild the closet in which they are stored. It might be easier to start over...raze the house and build new!
[1:58? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds]