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November 28, 2025

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Happy Friday everyone! Here's a fun fact I learned this week: Google search AI was programmed by dogs.

Fido Friday: Saved!

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Today's quiz: How many have you been to?

Not counting airports, for me it's 28

How epic would that have been?

Probably would have been a dick joke.

Ha!

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I'm up for it if you'll pick up the tab

Shelling out $1700 for dinner and then she says she has a headache

Cookie cutter post

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Infographic

Christmas towns

Inertia

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What I learned on X this week

X unveiled a new feature where you can see where people are posting from, and lo and behold, millions of "regular Americans" were posting from abroad.

Shopping

Uh, gals...gals?

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Memory aid

No fat chicks

Never seen that before

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Advice for Europe

Nevermind, I'm not sure Europe is worth saving

Ouch

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Anyone with kids knows this isn't even a joke

It's Black Friday, so of course we'll close with some Thanksgiving leftovers

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 29, 2025

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by alcohol:

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