The World's Most Ostentatious "True Conservative" Republican -- George Conway -- Might Run for Jerry Nadler's NYC House Seat... as a Democrat

As a Democrat? That makes no sense! George Conway is always boasting that he is the truest of all true conservatives!

Wait a sec -- could it be... and I'm just spitballing here... could it be that the liberal grifters grifting as "The True Conservatives for the Leftwing Antifa Democrat Agenda" are actually all limousine liberal Democrats and in fact have been all along?

Nah, that's crazy. They couldn't all just be lying to us.

Or... could they?

While I figure this puzzle out, peruse Just the News.

George Conway, a conservative lawyer but vocal critic of President Donald Trump, is considering jumping into the race to replace New York Democratic Rep. Jerry Nadler next year, according to the New York Times.

Conway, who divorced his wife and former Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway in 2023, told donors at a private virtual event for paid members of the liberal media outlet Democracy Docket on Tuesday that he was inspired to consider a campaign after eight Senate Democrats voted to reopen the government without a deal to extend expiring health care subsidies.

I call him a "literal cuck" but I don't know that for a fact. I can say that there is a widely-known rumor that when George Conway went crazy with Trump Derangement making a public spectacle of himself while his wife continued to work for Trump, the couple enjoyed a "Catholic divorce," which means they remained "married" for the sake of their daughter and appearances while living entirely separate lives, including dating.

And I do hear that Kellyanne was more successful in dating-while-married than Georgy Porgy.

Do I know that's true? No.

Do I guess that's true? Oh yeah, you betcha. I've got a bonus tweet after the jump that I think... let's say, it "paints a picture."

The former conservative said he would run as a Democrat if he jumped into the race, but admitted that the party swap could confuse some voters and "put some people off."

It will confuse literally zero voters. Everyone knows you're a butthurt liberal cuck.

"This is the time for a lawyer who has never been in politics to go into politics," Conway said.

This pussy has lived and breathed nothing but politics his whole life. His "legal" work is mostly political crap.

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Conway also noted that he would serve as a "wingman" to other attorneys in politics, like Maryland Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin and New York Democratic Rep. Dan Goldman.

Perfect phrasing. No notes.

The attorney supported Trump when he won in 2016, but he broke with the president in his first term when he fired former FBI Director James Comey. He has since claimed Trump is a narcissist who is unfit for office.

He threw away his marriage and betrayed his wife over the firing of James Comey?

Oh I get it now -- he's insane.

Or... maybe I don't believe this tale. Maybe I believe something more along the lines of, one of the grifters of the NeverTrump movement made a cash-money offer to this lifelong political opportunist.

The below tweet was shared around political types last week. A friend showed it to me in a Chinese restaurant.

In the tweet, George Conway whines that his wife didn't "stick up for" him when he was betraying her by attacking her employer, Donald Trump.

She had a steady job. He didn't. And instead of just shutting up, he attempted to suddenly become a NeverTrump Political Celebrity, despite mostly being a behind-the-scenes operator his whole life. On account of him being uglier than James Carville's less-attractive testicle.

Kellyanne was the one who appeared on TV. Conway was the one who leaked to allies who then spoke on TV.

But suddenly, just in time for a mid-life crisis, Conway is beating down the doors at MSNBC to get a live-shot on TV.

And making everyone wonder: What is going on with their marriage, that this guy is savaging his wife's boss, and by extension, her, every other night on TV?

And he could not stop making his wife's life difficult for her... but then he demanded she "stick up for him" in making life difficult for her.

And then, they say, she got a young boyfriend.

Now, I didn't hear this, I'm just speculating: Maybe George Conway made such a spectacle of himself about Trump not because of Trump, and not because of James Comey, but maybe because his wife had already started seeing other, more virile, more manly men, and it just burned at his cuckold heart.

Maybe his whole Trump Derangement Syndrome is an outgrowth of Cuck Derangement Symptom. Maybe the cucking caused the TDS, rather than the other way around.

I don't know. I'm not privy to the inner workings of the Conway-Fitzpatrick marriage and divorce.

Just scuttlebutt and speculation. And some observations about some very ugly public behavior from Conway.

Who would publicly embarrass his wife like that, except a man spurned?

He is a very bitter, whiny, absurd little frog of a man and it makes you wonder how such a man gets by in the world.

Probably with a lot of sadness and spite.

posted by Ace at 06:38 PM

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