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November 17, 2025

The Nigh-Infinite Racial Grievance of Michelle Hussein Obama

The Diabolic Ms. (?) M. is on a grievance tour to promote her... let's see, what's the absurdly overcompensated, unearned, grift she's peddling now?

Oh right it's her little-viewed podcast. She needs a podcast because the $500 million Netfilx deal, granted to the Obamas to do what they have always done for this ludicrous compensation, which is nothing, just doesn't afford her a grand enough platform upon which to preach about the oppression and marginalization she suffers on the daily.

As you probably know, the decidedly unbeautiful sour-faced troll Michelle Obama has been going around saying insane things, like that she's so beautiful that her beauty "worthy of demanding respect" and is "worthy of a conversation."

Incidentally, despite permanently looking like she just watched The Ring video and her seven days are up, she's been on the covers of fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmopolitan about 38,000 times.

In May, she complained about how "expensive" it is to live at the White House mansion rent-free, because, while she does allow that she did not have to pay for rent or for "staff" -- meaning, of course, the small army of butlers, cooks, personal assistants, chauffeurs and 24-7 personal security -- she did have to pay for, get this, all the food that she and her children ate, as well as paying for travel when she doesn't travel with her husband. (Which was, admittedly, most of the time, because they're reputedly a gay beard couple who can barely stand to be in the same house as each other.)

One, all people have to pay for the food they and their children eat -- and need to pay their rent (or mortgage) and butlers as well -- and two, you didn't pay for your travel. You were forced to pay the lowest possible price for a commercial coach ticket despite the government then flying you around on the Mansion in the Sky Air Force One or some other government luxury Cloud-Yacht.

Ask JackStraw about luxury Cloud-Yachts.

And you would only have to pay that if you didn't think of some horse-shit "official" reason for the travel -- like doing a quick meet-and-greet with the mayor of Ibiza or something -- that would get the whole thing covered by taxpayers.

And, PS: Other people have to pay their own vacation travel costs, too. And they cannot afford the luxury of his-and-her separate vacations, because vacation travel is expensive and most people are not in gay beard relationships where they wish to escape the oppression of their opposite-sex spouse.

She has also claimed that, far from being the most feted and overpraised do-nothing layabouts in human history, who were effusively praised for simply existing, she could not "afford any mistakes" and was under a "particularly white hot glare." She claimed she didn't receive the "grace" other presidential families did.

In the world's most egregious case of projection, Michelle Obama then insisted it is whites who spend far, far too much time thinking about blacks and blamed white people for forcing her to straighten her hair because we all apparently give a shit how this ugly sow wears her hair.

As a bonus, she claimed that black people don't learn how to swim because... I'm not clear on this, I guess because black people are afraid that water will bead in their naturally curly hair, and this will cause Venomous White Tongues to wag?

This is projection. She thinks all day about white people, directing hatred at them -- she wrote her college "thesis" about her deep-seeded racial hate -- and so assumes that white people must be thinking about her all the time too, and we must think even worse of her, thus justifying her angry, bitter obsession with white people.

Now she also complains bitterly that young black people are under increased vigilance when they enter stores -- I'm sure there's no FBI crime statistics that could possibly explain that increased vigilance -- and that white people routinely kill black people if they don't carry the right designer hand-bags.


But that's not all. She also says that she won't be running for president, and does not blame that on her own laziness or desire to suck up millions from leftwing corporations for doing nothing. No, it's because you're all "liars" who say you'll vote for a female candidate, but you won't, you dirty Sexists who are also Racists.

She says "we've all got some growing up to do" and that's the Unroyal We, by "we" she means "you."

Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence

Dear Michelle Obama, let me jog your memory since you can't stop playing the victim card for five minutes.

You keep talking about how "hard" it is to be Black in America and how white people are supposedly holding you down. meanwhile:

You became the first Black First Lady in American history.
You were a well-paid lawyer before that.
You received multi-million-dollar book deals.

You and your husband walked away with a $60 million Netflix deal despite zero experience in film.

You and Barack left the White House richer than you entered.

You own multiple multi-million-dollar homes , including oceanfront mansions.
Your family's net worth is over $100 million.

All of this happened in the same America you claim is "unfair" and "holding you back."

Instead of fear-mongering and discouraging Black Americans, maybe try showing some gratitude for the country that made you one of the most privileged people on the planet and start inspiring Black people instead of convincing them they're powerless.

Because if America was really as bad as you say, Michelle, you wouldn't be living the American Dream at the very top of it.

The Bee:


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