Michelle Obama: Black Women's "Beauty is So Powerful and So Unique" That It "Demands Respect" and Is "Worthy of a Conversation of Who We Are and What We Are Owed"

Wow.

She just gets worse and worse, and she started off really really bad.

Michelle Obama's "beauty is so powerful" that it "demands respect" and is "worthy of conversation."

Sure.

Sure, sure.

Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure.

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So this is more of where left-wing women are now: They demand constant validation and affirmation, but, because their demand for validation and affirmation far, far exceeds the supply, they frequently resort to validating and affirming themselves.

Leftwing women now spend all day gassing each other up with (insincere) praise and over-the-top ovations, which they do because 1, other women will attack them as self-hating "internalized monogamy" bitches if they don't, and 2, joining the Hallucinatory Gas Party and just praising every other woman as "a ten!!!" makes them eligible to also be praised as "a ten!!!"

There's a lot of chatter about "Toxic male influencers" talking up men and telling their listeners they're "kings" and they deserve the best women. Okay, fine, criticize that if you will. Maybe it's silly. Maybe Jordan Peterson is more credible: Maybe before you gas up your self-respect, you should do actual tangible things making you worthy of that increased self-respect.

But note that the "toxic male influencers" being criticized are fairly marginal people with limited reach. The leftwing women doing this are... well, top media figures and former First "Ladies" like Michelle Obama.

Not to be Joe Snob, but bragging about yourself and announcing how awesome you are is... well, it's a tendency much more associated with the lower social classes than the higher ones. The upper class rule is to avoid the declasse social breach of praising yourself publicly.

Instead, the more upper class technique is to softly imply it. Like, casually mentioning your 40 foot Boston Whaler. You're not saying that makes you worthy of respect, you're just kind of hinting at it.

You know -- like JackStraw, always hinting about his Golden-Keeled Yacht and the Grateful Dead Parties he hosts beyond the three-mile limit in international waters, where they pass out Cucumber Sandwiches, Caviar Toast, and "Jazz Cigarettes" -- marihuana "reefers," for the innocent among you.

He's always sticking it to us blue collar people, but he does it with implausible deniability so that we don't finally join together and rise up against him and seize his estates and his yachts.

Just blurting out "I'm awesome and you should treat me as worthy of high respect" is more of a lower-class thing and more of a juvenile thing (of every class). Like garrett and his fucking $40,000 mountain bike.

We get it, garrett. Your bike is basically a Lexus. I'm sure all the "fellas" at your Secret Gay Bicycle Raves are impressed.

But this is now where "educated," supposedly "sophisticated," middle and upper-middle class leftwing women all are now: Strutting down the street like Guidos in an eye-stinging cloud of Drakkar Noir with a garish gold "#1 SEX MACHINE" medallion and, ironically enough, wearing "NO FAT CHICKS" sleeveless T's.

Now, this is cheap because when she says "as a man" she actually is referring to the man she's talking to, but, whatever, let's have some fun:

Go off, KING! You're an Alpha Male and you need to make the world know you're an Alpha Male!

Below, your classic "Michelle Obama voter."

Is this another one of those cheap, easy posts I type up just so I can have a short break?

You betcha. But I'm a KING, and I deserve to treat myself like the KING I am.

It's Bro Code that you let me treat myself like the King I am, Fellow Kings.

(BTW I'm obviously kidding about JackStraw and garret. I'd love to spend an afternoon on JackStraw's yacht -- as long as he doesn't play the Dead -- and it is kind of cool that garret has an elite bike.

And no knock on Italians, even though I mentioned "Guidos." Seriously. No offense intended.

Oh, and I've got nothing against people giving themselves little pep-talks and trying to cultivate a more positive image of themselves. It's a hard world, and sometimes you do need to affirm your own value to yourself.

On the other hand, I don't need every Golden Corral 4 going on Tik-Tok proclaiming she's a ten and deserves to be treated like a Queen. )

Update: I forgot to add this but if you click on Amazon Prime, you see an ad that auto-plays from "comic" and Wings and Things 7 Ilsa Schlesinger.

The part of her "comedy special" they show is her asserting that the "algorithm" is rigged to make women doubt that they're Natural 10s so that they accept relationships with low-value men.

It's just another "We're all 10s, Queens!" bit of obnoxiously low-class leftwing female group self-affirmation.

Aren't they embarrassed? Are they just not embarrassed because people condescend to them and don't point out that this is cringe behavior?

This is everywhere. They just never stop.

posted by Ace at 02:10 PM

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