Tesla Stockholders Okay a Big Pay Package for Elon Musk -- One Trillion (Yes that's a "Tr") Dollars

The deal was announced by Dr. Evil.

One trilly.

As a Bonus.

Must be nice.

Must. Be. Nice.

It's not a giveaway, though. To collect that big of a bonus, Musk would have to take the value of his company from its current valuation of around $1.4 trilly to $8.5 trilly.

But I wouldn't bet against him.

Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal

🇺🇸 TESLA'S $1 TRILLION GAMBLE: ELON'S FINAL FORM

Tesla shareholders vote today on a $1 trillion pay package - a number so big it makes Bezos look middle-class.

The deal would crown Elon the world's first trillionaire if he can grow Tesla to $8.5 trillion by 2035. That's Meta + Microsoft + Google money - combined.

But it's not just about stock price to cash in, Elon has to deliver:

20 million cars,
10 million self-driving subs,
1 million humanoid robots, and a fleet of robo-taxis that actually work.

It's the most ambitious (and least humble) to-do list in corporate history - part science fiction, part cult of personality.

Big investors like Norway's sovereign wealth fund are voting no, warning about "key person risk" - which is code for if Elon implodes, so does everything.

But the board's playing chicken with destiny, hinting Elon might walk if he doesn't get the bag.

Source: The Guardian

What would you do with one trilly dollars?

Me, I know what I'd do: I'd get myself a PS5 Pro.

With four (4) controllers. So I could play a friend and have a couple of controllers charging in case we play for a long time.

Unrelated: Megyn Kelly has defended Candace Owens, and claimed that she is "brilliant."

Now Ben Shapiro asks Megyn Kelly why she says nothing about Candace Owens alleging that members of TPUSA and Babylon Bee publisher Seth Tillman were in a conspiracy to kill Charlie Kirk, and that the transgender-loving gay furry who confessed to the murder, Tyler Robinson, is innocent, or just a patsy.

Shapiro also says that Owens is implicating Erika Kirk.

Megyn Kelly says it's "none of my business."

Here is Candace saying that TPUSA -- which is now headed by Erika Kirk -- won't release footage of the assassination they have, which Owens claims would prove that Jewish Snipers killed Charlie Kirk, not the patsy furry Tyler Robinson. She accuses the TPUSA staff -- again, including Erika Kirk, who heads the outfit -- of a "coverup."

Candace says that if this footage "exonerated" TPUSA, again, including Erika Kirk, she would release it, but she's not releasing it, so...

I can't find any tape of Candace Owens accusing Erika Kirk of taking part in the assassination, but she repeatedly accuses her of covering it up.

Why would an innocent woman cover up the Real Snipers who killed her husband?

I dunno, but Candace says she has "sources" on "both sides" who tell her that Tyler Robinson is innocent and that the feds invented evidence to frame him.

She won't say who those sources are or even describe them generally like "a source at the FBI's forensics lab." Just "sources."

You'll just have to take her word for it. Maybe the same sources who claim that Brigitte Macron was born a man but stole the identity of the real Brigitte Macron, who died as a child, and then somehow faked multiple pregnancies and childbirths.

(Oh, and the Macrons are suing over that slander, Candace Owens says, to distract her from her crackerjack investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. It's allllllll connected.)

Here's Candace Owens telling a CNN reporter that she has "sources" who claim that the text messages written between the furry-lover and his Furry Lover were just feds typing messages back and forth to frame them. She bases this claim on the idea that there is no record of them on the discord servers they used.

The reporter informs her that they were not on a discord server, but just text messages between their phone.

This demolishes Candace Owens' claim, of course, but she just continues insisting they weren't on the discord server, so the Feds made it all up to frame Tyler Robinson.

Candace Owens' "investigations" consist of watching public video the Charlie Kirk assassination and accusing random soccer players of possibly being Israeli Snipers who killed Charlie Kirk:

As Shapiro asked Megyn Kelly:

If this low-IQ madwoman were on the left (and I'm not sure Owens isn't) and accusing Erika Kirk of covering up for The Real Assassins of her own husband based on nothing but her own psychotic delusions -- would Megyn Kelly say "it's none of my business" then?

Megyn Kelly can talk lots of bitch-talk gossip about Meghan Markle and Oprah and Sarah Jessica Parker and a dozen other low-rent female celebrities but she can't do a single segment on the madwoman Candace Owens' lunatic conspiracy theories?

These greedy cocksuckers are just running a mutual defense society.

"Candace Owens is brilliant." -- Megyn Kelly

If I were as conspiracy-addled as Candace Owens, I'd say they're all taking checks from the same benefactors.

posted by Ace at 05:20 PM

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