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The Morning Report — 11/5/25![]() Before getting started, PLEASE NOTE: Ace has warned and with great justification for the sake of his personal safety and the sake of this site, that there is an individual whose name and identity are absolutely forbidden from writing and or discussing, regardless of context. At least one commenter ignored that rule yesterday and so has been banned. Forever. No excuses no second chances. Good morning kids. First, a UPS cargo jet crashed in Louisville last night so prayers for all those affected and the victims. The results from Election Day are not necessarily surprising but nevertheless completely disgusting and horrendous in their implications for the nation and our society going forward. Yes, NYC decided that it wanted to get high on new and improved Zyklon C, instead of returning to some form of relative sanity with Sliwa or even criminal lout Cuomo, who at least isn't a jihadist or a Stalinist but merely a corrupt mobbed up mass Mom-mom and Pop-pop killer. Also, that the commonwealth of Virginia has decided to make a twisted scumbag thug who openly fantasized about putting two bullets in the head of his political opponents and in so doing effectively encouraged his supporters to do so, the top law enforcement officer of said commonwealth is in my view one big-ass paving stone on the road to Hell. Jay Jones, should only be on the receiving end of what he wishes on his enemies. But would never be because only he and his ilk rely on subversion, violence and terrorism to gain and maintain power.
Politicians come and go. Two iconic Manhattan buildings (Empire State and Chrysler) have stood above it all for 95 years. This is my favorite of the two. My dear sweet Lord in Heaven, Master of the universe and creator of all things, did you have to inflict such a braindead asshole on me so early in the morning. To my otherwise dear yet braindead knee-jerk liberal friend, I wonder if you had this sentiment in mind back in 1993 when Rudy Giuliani the first Republican, and for sure non-leftist/liberal mayor in New York City probably since forever was elected probably to your great disappointment. And then as his second term was coming to a close, two other iconic buildings which were only standing for about 30 years were reduced to smoldering ruins, the smoke plume and flames actually visible from space. Just to clarify, this happened not because of Rudy Giuliani, but because of the ineptitude and pig ignorance about the dangers of Islam by successive Democrat and Republican presidents. Yeah, politicians come and go which is probably what many Germans thought in 1933 when that funny little corporal was elected, ditto what the citizens of Zimbabwe/Rhodesia were thinking in 1980 when Robert Mugabe with the help of Jimmy Carter was installed as president, only to wind up victims of mass starvation and political repression due to the ineptitude, corruption and tyrannical brutality of the regime they thought was freely elected (pfft!) and would be voted out of office in the next election (double plus pfft!). So to my friend Steve, kindly get your head out of your ass and un-Fuck yourself after you and whoever else supported or voted for Mamdani because Democrat good/Republican evil go fuck yourself. Seems counterintuitive but appropriate nonetheless. The results of the key races are in the links and you can also peruse the usual websites for their full coverage and wrap-ups. And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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