Latrine John-Pissoir's Book Tour Is a Disaster (Which Only Makes Sense Because Latrine John-Pissoir Is a Disaster)

"Her" "book," which is a disaster, is already in identity crisis.

To sell to the public, you need to promise that you're going to deliver "the real insider story" to the public. Kamala Harris pretended she was going to deliver the real insider story, and then delivered nothing but the usual spin she offers for free.

Latrine John-Pissoir's book is titled, Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House. The problem is that this title is clearly fabricated by the publisher to sell books and does not reflect the actual content of the book.

Because Latrine John-Pissoir's " look inside" is the same look she offered us from the podium day after day after day: behind the scenes, Joe Biden was forming human pyramids with Bulgarian acrobats and solving three-dimensional matrices in his mind.

People -- even identity-politics-besotted woke leftists -- aren't going to pay for the same spin that they already had a bellyfull of for free, so the publisher subtitled the book "A Look Inside a Broken White House." Suggesting we're going to read about the Biden White House being broken, from an insider's perspective.

Fooled you! The only thing that's broken about the Biden White House is the public's mistaken impression of Joe Biden, and the Democrats' betrayal of Biden.

So how can she justify her book's subtitle being "A Look Inside a Broken White House?"

Insanely, she claims that the broken White House she's speaking of is the Trump White House. But obviously she cannot offer an "insider's look" at that.

She's offering an "Insider's Look" at the Biden White House, which was Perfect, and an outsider look at the "broken White House" of Donald John Trump. And so she just kind of smooshed those together to be an "Insider Look at a Broken White House."

This makes no sense. It's not really supposed to -- it's just yet another senseless lie from the serial liar and DEI dummy Latrine John-Pissoir.

I want someone to sue her for false advertising so we can read emails between her and the publisher scheming what is the maximally-deceptive title they can give the book without opening themselves up to lawsuit.

The public is not fooled by this abominable horsesh*t:

Latrine got ugly with Karoline Leavitt, calling her "deplorable." How original. Leavitt fired back:

"With all due respect to my predecessor, she's one of the main culprits of the greatest coverups and scandals in American history. She took the podium every day and lied to the press about the incompetence of her boss."

"The Trump White House is the most accessible and transparent White House ever."

And if you can't get enough of crackhead hooker-addict gun felon Hunter Biden whining about the betrayal of his corrupt grifter father, I've got you covered.

Hunter Biden claims he was so enraged watching Barack Obama lead his father, then-President Joe Biden, off the stage at a Hollywood fundraiser last year that he nearly cursed out the former president.

In an excerpt of journalist Jonathan Karl's forthcoming book, "Retribution: Donald Trump and the Campaign that Changed America," obtained by Axios Tuesday, the former first son recalled the anger he felt toward Obama, who grabbed Joe by the wrist and tugged him in the direction of the curtains after he froze for a full 10 seconds at the star-studded campaign fundraiser.

"I almost jumped up on the stage and said, 'Don't ever f--king do that to the president of the United States again -- ever," Hunter told Karl, during an interview months after the awkward moment.

"I knew that that was going to be a meme," the former first son added. "That really, really, really, really pissed me off."

Joe's freeze-up at the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles indeed went viral and took place as concerns over the octogenarian president's age and mental acuity mounted, following a spate of public moments where the then-president appeared dazed or confused about where he was.

The Hollywood event raked in more than $30 million in contributions for the Biden campaign, about a week-and-a-half before Joe's disastrous debate with President Trump, which forced the Democratic incumbent to end his re-election bid less than a month later.

Actor and Democratic mega-donor George Clooney was one of several Hollywood luminaries at the event, and later recounted in a New York Times op-ed that the president "was not the Joe 'big F-ing deal' Biden of 2010."

"He wasn't even the Joe Biden of 2020," Clooney said of what the president was like at the fundraiser. "He was the same man we all witnessed at the debate."

He's also grousing about Kamala Harris not showing loyalty to his corrupt father. First he admits that Kamala Harris was chosen by Biden because Biden believes that "African American women are the heart and soul of the Democrat Party, and the conscience of the Democrat Party." Then he realizes he just said she was picked entirely for racial/gender reasons, and adds that she was "perfectly qualified" to be president.

Then he again suggests that she wasn't qualified to be president by stressing that Biden picked her out of his assumption that she would be loyal, which he says she isn't, so what was her qualification, exactly, beyond being (half) black and female?

The crack-addict daughter-denying scumbag also whines that he was prosecuted for his gun and drug crimes, even as he admits his extreme privilege in being pardoned by his father the "president" of the United States.

Former first son Hunter Biden is claiming that his father only pardoned him because Donald Trump reclaimed the presidency in November 2024 -- and "would not have" done so under "normal circumstances" while the appeals process played out.

"Donald Trump went and changed everything," Hunter said in an interview released Monday on journalist Tommy Christopher's Substack platform.

"And I don't think that I need to make much of an argument about why it changed everything."

Can you make any argument?

The 55-year-old -- who pleaded guilty last year to evading $1.4 million in back taxes to the IRS and was convicted on felony gun charges -- declined to mention that he had apparently been present for discussions on pardons during Joe Biden's final months in the White House.

"I've said this before," Hunter went on.

"My dad would not have pardoned me if President Trump had not won, and the reason that he would not have pardoned me is because I was certain that in a normal circumstance of the appeals [I would have won]."

The Biden scion added that Trump was planning a "revenge tour" against his father, which would have made himself the "easiest target to just to intimidate and to not just impact me, but impact my entire family into, into silence in a way that at least he is not -- it's not as easy for him to do [with] me being pardoned."

"I realize how privileged I am," Hunter went on.

"I realize how lucky I am; I realize that I got something that almost no one would have gotten.

"But I'm incredibly grateful for it and I have to say that I don't think that it requires me to make much of a detailed argument for why it was the right thing to do, at least from my dad, from his perspective."

Again: Can you make any argument for why this was "the right thing to do?"

posted by Ace at 06:24 PM

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