Turning Point USA Will Stage Its Own Counter-Super-Bowl-Halftime-Show, Featuring Pro-American and Wholesome Acts

This is how you do it.

I think the NFL should just be boycotted into bankruptcy but obviously I am losing that argument.

If we're not just going to turn our backs on this woke federation of criminals, then I guess draining them of some viewers during halftime is an okay alternative.

Patriots have said no thanks to upcoming NFL Super Bowl halftime singer Bad Bunny after his latest diss against America, with Turning Point USA announcing an alternative halftime show for the big game in February. Advertisement

The NFL is apparently on a mission to disregard what their fans want after picking the anti-ICE singer, born Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, for the 2026 show. In response to the backlash, the singer (who sings almost entirely in Spanish) thumbed his nose at those upset about him being chosen when he appeared on "Saturday Night Live" earlier in October.

During his appearance, the Puerto Rico-based singer started out his monologue in English but changed to Spanish, telling Americans they had four months to learn that language if they want to understand what he's saying at his Super Bowl halftime show, as RedState reported.

At least instead of dressing like a transgender he dressed like a Gay Disco Ghostbuster. I guess that's better?

He was recently spotted sitting during the National Anthem during an MLB game.

TPUSA haven't announced their line-up yet...

...but as long as it's not a transvestite FALN terrorist spitting curses at me in uneducated Spanish, it's a win.

By the way, the Disaster Factory known as Slop Pictures, I mean Sony Pictures, planned to have this transgender America-hater star in one of their Very Respected Spider-Man spin-off movies.

Bad Bunny would have played "El Muerto."

Who is that, you ask?

I have no idea and I used to read Spider-Man, all three and then four titles, for like a four year period. I saw other people confirming that he's an absolute nothing character, a minor forgotten villain who only appeared in one or two issues. I think he's like a villainous super-powered Mexican Luchador wrestler or something.

Of course, the only thing that Slop Pictures was interested in was that he was Hispanic, and, with nothing actually known about him, they can do what they always do, turn a villain into an anti-hero so they can create their own very fake Spider-Man Team-Up Universe without having to beg Marvel to loan them Hawkeye or something.

The thing is, Slop Pictures has the right to all of the Spider-Man characters, but given that Spider-Man is the hero of the Spider-Man comics, that means all the other characters are non-super-powered normies or villains. And to make a Fake Marvel Universe, they have to dig through each of Spider-Man's thousands of villains and ask, "Could this guy be a Secret Anti-Hero...?"

I mean, they did that with Kraven the Hunter, for crying out loud. Who was a lower-tier Spider-Man villain until the one important thing he ever did, killing Spider-Man and burying his dead body.

(He got better...)

And then he committed suicide.

(He also got better...)

But, sure: "Anti-Hero." He hates his dad so that makes him almost a good guy.

(Yes, Nerds, I know that Kraven actually shot Spider-Man with a super-potent tranquilizer/coma-maker dart, as we found out in like episode 4 of the six-part story. But he did bury him for a week, and for some reason, Spider-Man just kind of hibernated without oxygen until he burst up through the grave.

Really good story. One of the real bangers of the era, along with the Sin-Eater saga and the deliberately-sabotaged Hobgoblin saga. (Look it up -- editor Jim Owlsley got into a snit with the main writer and deliberately ruined the story, stopping it from becoming a classic, which it was poised to be.))

posted by Ace at 05:20 PM

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