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October 05, 2025
First-World Problems...
Sigh...what to use?
I have ricocheted from electric to safety razor to cartridge to a brief foray into straight razor insanity.
And because I have a rare skill at drawing blood, I can cut myself with all four!
Seriously. I can draw blood with an electric shaver.
Recently I have settled on a cartridge system that seems to work reasonably well, but not the five-blade silliness. No, I am a purist, and go with the four-blade system!
Finding the sweet spot is a pain in the ass though...the first, and sometimes the second shave is sub-optimal, then there are a few good shaves, then it descends into abattoir-levels of bloodiness.
And because I am a cheap bastard, I will always push the hematological envelope!
The struggle is real!