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September 30, 2025

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 30, 2025 [Doof]

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Chuck You, America!

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday night and end of Fiscal Year 2025 ONT. The government may be (partially) shutting down - but not the ONT! Step on inside, browse at the content, then join in the conversation in the gray boxes.


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Quote of the Day

Who said this?

“People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants or others from coming here?"

“The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can get jobs, get benefits against the law because of fraud."

Was it Donald Trump?
JD Vance?
Rand Paul?


Nope! It was a guy from New York named Chuck Schumer!



Lots of this kind of stuff hitting my X feed lately.

Here's Slick Willie, essentially wearing a MAGA hat while giving his State of the Union address in 1995



How about Hildebeast?



One more - Nancy Pelosi



Wow - why have the Democrats done such a 180 degree turn?

President Trump posted this spoof video which perfectly answers that question

Apologies if any of these have been covered in previous posts over the past few days. I'll accept paid furlough from ONT duties as a penalty if necessary.

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Red Pilled?

Dear MAGA, I'm Sorry

She seems sincere. What do you think?

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Must Watch!

Josh Hawley vs The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention"

The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention" gets very confused when Josh Hawley reads from his own report which says we should defund the police and invest in "safe-space initiatives led by two-spirit, trans people."

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In Other News


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Harsh but Effective

Courtesy of our moron friend "Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie"

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DJ Doof - Budget Standoff Edition







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Tonight's ONT brought to you by drastic shutdown measures

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