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September 30, 2025

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 30, 2025 [Doof]

Chuck You, America!

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday night and end of Fiscal Year 2025 ONT. The government may be (partially) shutting down - but not the ONT! Step on inside, browse at the content, then join in the conversation in the gray boxes.

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Quote of the Day

Who said this?

“People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants or others from coming here?"
“The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can get jobs, get benefits against the law because of fraud."

Was it Donald Trump?
JD Vance?
Rand Paul?

Nope! It was a guy from New York named Chuck Schumer!

1996. Chuck Schumer rails against illegals getting taxpayer funded benefits because it incentivizes more illegal immigration:

“People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants from coming here?"

“The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can… pic.twitter.com/NmgEXEYCbq
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 29, 2025

Lots of this kind of stuff hitting my X feed lately.

Here's Slick Willie, essentially wearing a MAGA hat while giving his State of the Union address in 1995

Bill Clinton on illegal immigration.

1995. State of the Union.

Today’s Democratic party would call him a far-right extremist. CNN would say he’s a bigot.pic.twitter.com/aBVSbTYnss https://t.co/ZXlCELTGfi
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) September 28, 2025

How about Hildebeast?

Hillary Clinton: We should not give taxpayer funded healthcare benefits to illegal aliens or encourage illegal immigration

I was told this is far-right extremism… https://t.co/QbESLiT2Se pic.twitter.com/mDwWCl7oms
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 29, 2025

One more - Nancy Pelosi

I remember when @SpeakerPelosi was MAGA! 🤔😆 pic.twitter.com/oiMAO524MA
— David Brown📷🐊 (@db_prophoto) September 29, 2025

Wow - why have the Democrats done such a 180 degree turn?

President Trump posted this spoof video which perfectly answers that question

The President posted this.

And it's easy to dismiss it.

But that's missing the nuance. This is exceptionally effective:

Americans have had enough.

And Democrats are willing to shut down the government unless they get billions of $ for illegals.pic.twitter.com/GsdccyFTFp
— John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) September 30, 2025

Apologies if any of these have been covered in previous posts over the past few days. I'll accept paid furlough from ONT duties as a penalty if necessary.

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Red Pilled?

Dear MAGA, I'm Sorry

She seems sincere. What do you think?

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Must Watch!

Josh Hawley vs The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention"

The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention" gets very confused when Josh Hawley reads from his own report which says we should defund the police and invest in "safe-space initiatives led by two-spirit, trans people."

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In Other News

The NFL has announced their halftime performer for the Super Bowl, it's "Bad Bunny". 🙄

I thought the Super Bowl halftime show was reserved for Legends? Kendrick Lamar was horrible, now this guy? 🤷

Prince is a real legend, this is how it's done.
🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🎆🎇🎆🎇 pic.twitter.com/7r1ImHbFu5
— The 🐰🕳️ (@TheHoleTweet) September 29, 2025

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Harsh but Effective

Courtesy of our moron friend "Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie"

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DJ Doof - Budget Standoff Edition

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by drastic shutdown measures

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Step on inside, browse at the content, then join in the conversation in the gray boxes. ***** Quote of the Day Who said this? “People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants or others from coming here?" “The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can get jobs, get benefits against the law because of fraud." Was it Donald Trump? JD Vance? Rand Paul? Nope! It was a guy from New York named Chuck Schumer! 1996. Chuck Schumer rails against illegals getting taxpayer funded benefits because it incentivizes more illegal immigration: “People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants from coming here?" “The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can… pic.twitter.com/NmgEXEYCbq — Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 29, 2025 Lots of this kind of stuff hitting my X feed lately. Here's Slick Willie, essentially wearing a MAGA hat while giving his State of the Union address in 1995 Bill Clinton on illegal immigration. 1995. State of the Union. Today’s Democratic party would call him a far-right extremist. CNN would say he’s a bigot.pic.twitter.com/aBVSbTYnss https://t.co/ZXlCELTGfi — Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) September 28, 2025 How about Hildebeast? Hillary Clinton: We should not give taxpayer funded healthcare benefits to illegal aliens or encourage illegal immigration I was told this is far-right extremism… https://t.co/QbESLiT2Se pic.twitter.com/mDwWCl7oms — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 29, 2025 One more - Nancy Pelosi I remember when @SpeakerPelosi was MAGA! 🤔😆 pic.twitter.com/oiMAO524MA — David Brown📷🐊 (@db_prophoto) September 29, 2025 Wow - why have the Democrats done such a 180 degree turn? President Trump posted this spoof video which perfectly answers that question The President posted this. And it's easy to dismiss it. But that's missing the nuance. This is exceptionally effective: Americans have had enough. And Democrats are willing to shut down the government unless they get billions of $ for illegals.pic.twitter.com/GsdccyFTFp — John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) September 30, 2025 Apologies if any of these have been covered in previous posts over the past few days. I'll accept paid furlough from ONT duties as a penalty if necessary. *** Red Pilled? Dear MAGA, I'm Sorry She seems sincere. What do you think? *** Must Watch! Josh Hawley vs The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention" The former deputy director of Joe Biden's "Office of Gun Violence Prevention" gets very confused when Josh Hawley reads from his own report which says we should defund the police and invest in "safe-space initiatives led by two-spirit, trans people." *** In Other News The NFL has announced their halftime performer for the Super Bowl, it's "Bad Bunny". 🙄 I thought the Super Bowl halftime show was reserved for Legends? Kendrick Lamar was horrible, now this guy? 🤷 Prince is a real legend, this is how it's done. 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🎆🎇🎆🎇 pic.twitter.com/7r1ImHbFu5 — The 🐰🕳️ (@TheHoleTweet) September 29, 2025 *** Harsh but Effective Courtesy of our moron friend "Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie" *** DJ Doof - Budget Standoff Edition *** Tonight's ONT brought to you by drastic shutdown measures ***** Comments or questions? Suggestions for content? Inappropriate social media reels to share? 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