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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - September 21, 2025 [Doof]![]() Timely Mystery Click Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Today is the last full day of summer. Autumn arrives tomorrow afternoon. How do you feel about that? What else is on your mind? As always, there is no off-topic on the ONT. Step on in and get to commenting! Charlie Kirk's Memorial in Arizona Today ![]()
"To all of the men watching around the world, accept Charlie's challenge, and embrace true manhood." ----- Erika's full eulogy (30 minute video) ----- Trump: Charlie Kirk Lives Forever in Pantheon of ‘America’s Greatest Patriots’ Wholesome Stuff
There's a Competition for This? We need our resident Hungarian Hordeling Miklos to help us understand this! Grave Diggers Compete in the 8th International Grave Digging Championship ![]() Every year, grave diggers from around the world gather in Hungary to compete in the International Grave Digging Championship. Check out the whole thing. Fascinating stuff. 'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper) It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n. ------ Dear readers, prepare to swoon! The Trump state visit to Britain was a world wind fashion extravaganza. It was castles, carriages, hats, and tiaras. On to the fabulousness! Melania strutted off Air Force One serving equestrian chic with a wink to the Brits in a floor-length Burberry Kensington Heritage trench coat, belted to perfection and Christian Dior Empreinte riding boots. She topped it all with Saint Laurent sunglasses. ![]() The Windsor Castle welcome was a straight-up fever dream. Melania sashayed in wearing a structured dark grey Dior Haute Couture skirt suit, topped with a purple wide-brimmed Dior hat so fierce it deserves its own fan club. The President matched her vibe with a navy suit and a purple tie, a rare non-red moment we’re loving. We almost want to say “yesss, King!” ![]() For the Royal Library and Queen Mary’s Dolls’ House tour, Melania turned it out in a bespoke caramel leather skirt suit by Louis Vuitton, paired with snakeskin Manolo Blahnik pumps. It was giving earthy elegance. ![]() Melania showed her soft side (and serious style) by joining Princess Kate for a Squirrel Scout event at Frogmore Cottage. (Squirrel Scouts? Sounds like a cute cartoon plot, right?) She wore a Ralph Lauren Collection Bryan Belted Lamb-suede jacket and Roger Vivier u-cut, buckle-embellished flats in brown. In a subtle shade of I can’t be bothered, Melania simply changed her shoes and added sunglasses to meet with Kier Starmer and his wife, choosing Manolo Blahnik BB 105 pumps in brown snakeskin and Elizabeth and James Adler Square monochromatic sunglasses in black. ![]() Many of us are still shook by the state banquet. Melania wore an off the shoulder yellow column gown by Carolina Herrera, lilac belt, and paired with Manolo Blahnik nude heels. The dress didn’t photograph well, sometimes looking bright yellow (it was more butter) and the belt sometimes looked pink (it was lilac). This look was either a total yes or a hard pass, not much in-between. It nodded to the Queen’s favorite colors, but that off-the-shoulder moment had etiquette police clutching their teacups. But Princess Kate? She shut it down in a Phillipa Lepley Darling Coat gown in bespoke gold, paired with Aquazzura Felix 105 pumps in gold and an Anya Hindmarch Maud Pearls clutch in champagne (bespoke, obviously). Add Queen Elizabeth’s diamond orbital pendant earrings and Queen Mary’s Lovers Knot Tiara, and I am still out here trying to catch my breath. ![]() Special Football Season Bonus Segment! Spirit fingers, pom poms and loud stadiums all around! The cheerleaders are high kicking and sashaying to the beat. Among them is Betty Lou, the queen of the squad. Her high kicks are legendary, but her elbows? Oh, honey. We’re not saying she’s attractive (because we’re classy like that), but those elbows could star in a geometry textbook. Pointy score: 9/10. ![]() On the flip side, there’s poor Mildred last on the right. Her elbows? Tragically unpointy. They’re like marshmallows squished into her sweater, soft and undefined. Mildred’s heart is in the right place. Pointy score: 3/10. ![]() ------ Thanks, Piper - nice job bringing back the pointy elbows! Retro Corner Here's a little trip down memory lane. A lot of simplicity with a bit of creativity thrown in. 20 License Plate Photos from Cars in the 1970s-1980s DJ Doof - This Date in History Edition On this date in 1987: American jazz bassist Jaco Pastorius died from injuries sustained in a fight. In 2006, Pastorius was voted "The Greatest Bass Player Who Has Ever Lived" by readers in Bass Guitar magazine. On this date in 1977: Meat Loaf released his debut studio album Bat Out Of Hell. His first collaboration with composer Jim Steinman and producer Todd Rundgren, it is one of the best-selling albums of all time, having sold over 43 million copies worldwide Born on this date in 1968: Jon Brooks, drummer with English indie rock band The Charlatans Weekly commenter stats for week of 9-21-2025 AoSHQ Commenter Statistics: Top 10 commenters: Top 10 sockpuppeteers: Tonight's ONT brought to you by flat Earthers ![]() Mystery click? Comments or questions? Suggestions for content? Inappropriate social media reels to share? Do the email thing at doof2112 at proton dot me. | Recent Comments
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