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The Morning Report — 9/19/25![]() Good morning kids. The usual suspects are getting all wee-wee'd up over ABC suspending unfunny, unappealing commie court jester Jimmy Kimmel for slandering Charlie Kirk and his supporters. Aside from being disgusting and tasteless Kimmel's tirade is essentially of the same variety that incites and goads psychopathic Leftists to attempt and in this case actually succeed in assassinating a political enemy whom they view as not merely that but as an existential evil that needs to be eradicated. In the hours since ABC pulled Jimmy Kimmel Live! from its broadcasting schedule indefinitely, the Democrat Party’s biggest apparatchiks have rushed to express their collective outrage at a private entity punishing its talentless employee for his morally repulsive behavior. . . Where were such impassioned defenses of “speech” when Kirk’s was silenced by his assassin’s bullet? By all accounts, these Democrats are far more outraged by the fact that one of their party mouthpieces will be booted off the air indefinitely than they are about a man being permanently taken away from his family, allegedly at the hands of a pro-trans lunatic. Then again, such repugnant behavior is unsurprising. This is who these leftist ghouls truly are. And yet MSNBC, which I label as MSNSDAP for the content and the characters and the content of the characters it inflicts on anyone who willingly or otherwise is subjected to it for any length of time. Here is a network that continues to give a platform to Al Sharpton, an individual who has a bloody track record of racial incitement that has led to the death of several people and the ruining of lives of countless others, and who continues to spout the most odious insidious and invidious racist and anti-American agitprop whether on his show or as a frequent guest of the once credibly accused murderer Joe Scarborough and his sleazoid concubine, the braindead bleach blonde Mitzi Baryshnikov. Both MSNSDAP and CNN have an audience about the size of a 500-watt community college AM radio station up around the Arctic Circle. But still. ABC did the right thing in yanking Kimmel because it has the responsibility to both its shareholders to protect their investment and to protect the general public from violent acts committed in the name of Kimmel as well as litigation from TPUSA and Charlie Kirk's estate and anyone who might be harmed by continuing to give a platform to Kimmel or someone as manifestly irresponsible to say the least, as he was in that broadcast. And in a not necessarily unrelated story, we have this little item: Tristan Anderson, a 22-year-old New Hampshire resident, has been arrested for allegedly plotting to assassinate Governor Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) using homemade bombs. The arrest followed threats he reportedly made to his roommate via Snapchat, where he also expressed anti-Semitic views and criticized the “Israel Deep State.”According to an arrest warrant, Anderson’s roommate informed police about the 22-year-old’s alleged plan and described items he possessed, such as fireworks, metal tubes, nuts, and bolts believed to be intended for pipe bombs. Law enforcement arrested Anderson last month, and he is currently being held without bail at the Merrimack County Jail. Nothing to see here, folks, after all Charlie Kirk was assassinated by a combination Right wing Mossad agent! Certainly not an Antifa/transexual deviant hopped up on amyl nitrate and hormones and socialism. Federal officers arrested 11 Democrat elected officials in Lower Manhattan on Thursday after they demanded access to Immigration and Customs Enforcement holding rooms. NYC is already screwed and with this Momzer-dani Islamo-Commie primed to take control, It will probably be a flashpoint whether doing the last days of President Trump's term or please-God whoever the GOP successor may be.
Mamdani Wants to Free Half of Criminals The numbers behind the plan to release violent criminals in NYC. I'm sure many of you are recalling the words of mafia boss Don Victor Stracci during the meeting with the 5 families . . . "They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls." Ugh, my hometown. We cannot just say America to New York "Drop Dead." What happens in NY and any other blue shit hole has a way of metastasizing eventually to every corner of the nation. "We should've stopped him while we had the chance, the way they should've stopped Hitler in Munich. We shouldn't have let him get away with that . . . Wow, two God father references in one post! . . . Have a great weekend! And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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