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September 17, 2025

Palate Cleansing Thread

It's like ginger for your spirit.

By the way, I never used to eat the ginger with sushi.

But I had some before my fast.

Ginger is really good! Why didn't anyone tell me this?

You ginger-hoarding jerks. You Ginger-Jerks.

pic.twitter.com/gZgTprtUvt
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2025

@godblesstoto
"Good evening my love i did a bad thing you definitely knew nothing about beforehand"

"Oh no i literally had no idea i hope everyone reading this understands i knew nothing about it beforehand"

"Me too my love because as we both know you knew nothing of this beforehand"

“Jeffrey Dahmer was a lonely and hungry man. It was touching the way he would alleviate his discomfort by reaching out to young people at neighborhood bars.”

- Woke Leftist News
— Chef Nazty (@ChefNazty) September 17, 2025

"Buffalo Bill's dialogue with the woman he lowered into a well in order to make clothing out of her skin was very touching in a way that many of us didn't expect."

- ABC News pic.twitter.com/wyr8IIzfng
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) September 17, 2025

Thanks to Black Orchid for the last one.

posted by Ace at 03:38 PM

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But I had some before my fast. Ginger is really good! Why didn't anyone tell me this? You ginger-hoarding jerks. You Ginger-Jerks. pic.twitter.com/gZgTprtUvt — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2025 @godblesstoto "Good evening my love i did a bad thing you definitely knew nothing about beforehand" "Oh no i literally had no idea i hope everyone reading this understands i knew nothing about it beforehand" "Me too my love because as we both know you knew nothing of this beforehand" “Jeffrey Dahmer was a lonely and hungry man. It was touching the way he would alleviate his discomfort by reaching out to young people at neighborhood bars.” - Woke Leftist News — Chef Nazty (@ChefNazty) September 17, 2025 "Buffalo Bill's dialogue with the woman he lowered into a well in order to make clothing out of her skin was very touching in a way that many of us didn't expect." - ABC News pic.twitter.com/wyr8IIzfng — NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) September 17, 2025 Thanks to Black Orchid for the last one. posted by Ace at 03:38 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Thomas Bender: "Straight men do not frequent gay bars. ..." naturalfake: " [i]Disclaimer: Welcome mats are a plot by Big Va ..." 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