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August 30, 2025

Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 30

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.


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Well, we've all heard of The Dog Days of Summer, but Tuesday was International Dog Day. Apparently, it doesn't take a lot to create an international commemorative day. There are some dog and puppy facts with information for kids at the link.

Like:

1. Dogs can see through their noses

7. Why do dogs have wet noses?

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ENLUMINURES EUROPE - VIe - XVIe s. - ILLUMINATED MANUSCRIPTS EUROPE
Martine de La Châtre

Le 26 août, c’est la journée mondiale du chien. L’occasion pour chacun de rendre hommage au meilleur ami de l’Homme à sa façon. Même si les propriétaires de chiens n’ont pas attendu le 26 août pour faire plaisir à leur animal de compagnie, cette journée internationale permet de faire des actions qui sortent de l’ordinaire.


Titre de l’ouvrage : Déduits de la chasse. Auteurs: Gaston III (comte de Foix ; 1331-1391). Gace de la Bigne (poète normand du 14e siècle, maître chapelain à la cour des rois de France à partir de 1348 ) . Enluminures: attribuées au maître de Bedford. Date d’édition : XIVe - XVe siècles . Manuscrit en français enluminé sur parchemin., Bibliothèque nationale de France. Département des Manuscrits. Français 616. Folio: 37v.

August 26 is international dog day. An opportunity for everyone to pay tribute to Man's best friend in their own way. While dog owners didn't wait until August 26 to treat their pets, this international day allows for actions that are out of the ordinary.

Title of the work: Hunting Deductions. Author: Gaston III (Count of Foix; 1331-1391). Gace de la Bigne (14th century Norman poet, master chaplain at the court of the kings of France from 1348 ) . Illuminations: attributed to Bedford master. Published: 14th - 15th centuries. Manuscript in French illuminated on parchment. , National Library of France. Department of Manuscripts. French 616 Foil: 37v.

What do you think of the translation?

Does one of these pups resemble a PetMoron you know?

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Courtesy Bluebird of Bitterness and Mindful Webworker in last week's comments

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Many pets love bacon.

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Meet The PetMorons

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This is Penny.  At least, that's what the shelter said her name was. She responds to it not at all, so I call Pazuzu, as she has at least some demon blood.

The shelter lied about a lot of things. They said she was a chihuahua, but after a month she blew her coat. Chihuahuas don't have an undercoat. I think she's some sort of weird short-coated Pom, what do you think?

The shelter said she liked to cuddle and be brushed, but that's not true either. You know some dogs are dog dogs, and some are people dogs? She's neither, as she doesn't even follow us from room to room, and when she meets massive dogs on her walks, she goes after them like she's going to rip a leg off and beat them to death with it.

She's also supposed to be on a diet, according to the shelter, but that didn't last long. She found the shelf where the food and treats are kept and she sits in front of it and barks.  She has a nerve-shattering bark like the sound of a katyusha launching, so I just feed her.  I want to enjoy my last years.

She poops three times a day: fully formed, solid poops. I don't feed her THAT much. Where do they come from? It’s like she teleports them straight from hell.

She barks (again) to go out after we've gone to bed. That's courteous of her, but after doing business she has to search the yard for thirty minutes like she's looking for the coven that summoned her.  I have to come with because we have 'yotes. Many many 'yotes. 

Anyway, that's our new dog.  Yay. 

Best Thief in Lankhmar

She sounds challenging. But she's cute. Hope she mellows as time goes by.

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Hello Pet Lovers. I'm still heartbroken over Tali going missing in March and part of me still prays she will somehow be found and I will get her back, but today I have adopted a new dog. Her name from the shelter is Barbie but I am not keeping that. I'm thinking of maybe the name Kaylee. She is such a sweetheart.

Buzzion

She looks like a sweetheart. Congratulations!

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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

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Hi Katy,

I guess I can’t claim this wild bunny is a “pet” but, he is a lot of fun. He shows up with his friend once a day or so looking for his carrot. He won’t touch celery or grapes. His friend/sibling stays at least ten feet away from me. I have named him “Bob” (aka Robert Rabbit).

Thanks for your great work on Ace!!

Admirale’s Mate

There's a little video here. thanks to CBD. That bunny is a charmer.

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 23

From the comments:

64 A reminder that BluebirdOfBitterness.com has a couple of Caturday posts, this week including funny feline fotos: what is it about cats and sinks? Posted by: mindful webworker - just like bowls, baskets, and boxes at August 23, 2025 05:35 PM )

Take a look. And also:

Quote of the Day

How we behave toward cats here below determines our place in heaven. ―Robert Heinlein

Thought of the Day

When I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, I hope people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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