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Trump gave the stinkeye to oil markets, telling them they better not rise.

President Trump on Monday warned oil producers not to raise prices in the wake of U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, cautioning that a spike would benefit America's enemies. "EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING!"

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Trump posted on Truth Social: "YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!"

Oil prices fell after the post, with Brent Crude and West Texas Intermediate both slipping by about one percent following earlier gains driven by Middle East tensions.

In a follow-up message, Trump told the Department of Energy: "DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!"

Prices did in fact fall:

Apparently Vladimir Putin called Trump offering to "help" with Iran. I assume he meant "I'll help with Iran if you help with Ukraine." Trump rejected his offer, telling him what he really needed help with was dealing with Vladimir Putin.

Al Green, who is an ugly clown and only got elected because voters thought he was the singer Al Green, once again filed stupid impeachment charges against Trump. They were rejected almost as hard as Democrats rejected Jasmine Ratchet's demand for a leadership position.

A push to impeach President Donald Trump over his recent military actions in Iran was blocked Tuesday after a decisive bipartisan vote in the House. The effort, led by Rep. Al Green, D-Texas, failed as top Democrats joined Republicans in shelving the resolution.

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The House voted 344-79 to table Green's impeachment resolution, effectively killing it without a formal debate.

A majority of House Democrats, including party leaders Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, and Pete Aguilar, voted to halt the effort.

Green argued Trump's strikes on Iran were unconstitutional, while Trump fired back on Truth Social, daring progressives to "make my day."

More than 100 Democrats voted against the measure, so you know it must have been so stupid even a Democrat can see it.

The Democrats' other ratchet dum-dum who's also hitting the wall at 170 mph engaged in juvenile male taunting of Trump:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

Also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast. Respectfully.

As you probably know, Donkey-Chompers grew up in the affluent suburb of Westchester, not the Bronx. She is, as most socialists are, a child of privilege.

New York City is voting to destroy the city today. I am pretty sure the Socialist Muslim who has only been in America for seven years and who has campaigned to defund the police and use NYC's medical budget to pay for transing children will win.

Why?

Because of... the "educated" classes.

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

The Muslim socialist running for NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani is so obviously a conman the only people dumb enough to support him are college-educated.

This poll is the single most damning indictment of higher education in America that I've seen.

Zohran Mamdani is Muhammad Mao

I saw someone speculating, plausibly, that when this pro-terrorist socialist wins, corporations and Wall Street will move out of NYC, possibly to Florida.

And as you know, NYC is only able to keep its head barely above bankruptcy because of all those trillion-dollar-cap corporations paying taxes to have their offices in this unlivable shithole.

It can't happen soon enough. They need to own their choices.

How did I miss this? Disney's other wealth-killing anti-talent Rachel Zegler is attempting a career reinvention, explaining that she's just mentally ill.

Even Snow White needs a shrink.

Rachel Zegler has revealed that therapy and anxiety medication helped her overcome the monumental backlash she received while starring in Disney's live-action "Snow White" remake.

The 24-year-old actress opened up about the controversy and how she moved past it in an interview with i-D magazine published on Monday, June 23.
Rachel Zegler in a white floral dress. 7
Rachel Zegler has revealed that therapy and anxiety medication helped her overcome the backlash she received while starring in "Snow White." GC Images
Rachel Zegler as Snow White in "Snow White." 7
The 24-year-old actress opened up about the controversy and how she moved past it in an interview with i-D magazine published on Monday. Walt Disney Co.

"My f--king psychiatrist has seen me through all of it," Zegler explained, noting that her medical doctor constantly reminded her that "what you're going through isn't normal."
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"That sentence did such wonders for me in multiple situations in my life," she said.

The "Y2K" actress also revealed that she started taking anxiety medication.

Zegler said the decision was "truly a game changer" because "I just wasn't functioning" and "I wanted to function in a way that made me feel confident in the way I was moving through the world."

Besides her psychiatrist and anxiety meds, the "West Side Story" star also cited her "mindset" as one of the things that helped her overcome the backlash she received.

"I think a victim mindset is a choice, and I don't choose it," she explained. "I also don't choose nastiness in the face of it. I don't choose negativity in the face of it."

Don't worry, Screwhead, I'm going to choose to make you a victim for you.

Instapundit mentions rumors that Zegler is being eyed for the Julie Andrews role in a Sound of Music remake, but I have a feeling the source of those rumors is Rachel Zegler's PR team.

No one's going to take a hundred million dollar gamble on this bitchy brat again.

Atlanta is facing another crime wave but they're focusing resources on stopping the Real Crime -- pedestrians scuffing up their rainbow pride crosswalks beyond normal scuffing.

So close to Pride Month. So close to Pride Month.

Atlanta installed its rainbow crosswalk at the intersection of 10th Street and Piedmont Avenue in 2015, and it reportedly cost taxpayers close to $200,000. The city updated the crosswalk to include the transgender flag colors, as well as brown and black; Lord knows how much that cost. The crosswalk even has its own Instagram account.

The Gay Crosswalk is also starring as Reed Richards in Fantastic Four.

Four people, three of them minors, were hunted down for the crime of cutting down pride flags at a bar and then for using scooters to mark up the rainbow crosswalk with tire rubber. They're all being prosecuted for hate crimes.

Good work. Give yourselves each a $20 tip on the Underhills' account.

CNN had another Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Moment, AWFLsplaining that when Iran chants "Death to America" and "Death to Israel," they actually mean it in a friendly way.

Ditzy Dance Mom Erin Burnett made this declaration:

"I remember, Dana, one point being in Tehran years ago and they're chanting 'death to America' all around me, even as I say, 'oh, I'm an American, reporting for CNN,'" she said. "And they were happy to speak to me, so -- so those two sort of jarring realities of the chant and yet, the -- the friendliness have existed together."

"We will wipe you from the pages of history," they screamed with a jovial wink.

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