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Israeli secret services ‘used fake phone call’ to lure Iran’s air force elite to their deaths

Israel secret services used a fake phone call to trick the top commanders of Iran’s air force into gathering at a single location before taking them out in a targeted strike, an Israeli Channel 12 commentator has said.

In a statement confirmed to the JC by Israeli sources, Amit Segal told the Call Me Back podcast on Monday: “What Israel did was create a fake phone call for 20 members of the air force senior staff an calling them to a specific bunker in Tehran.”

This meant there was no one to give the order to fire the initial salvo of 1,000 ballistic missiles as Iran had previously threatened to do, he added.

According to sources familiar with the operation, Mossad initiated a targeted disinformation effort days before the strike.

Using falsified communications through Iranian channels, they triggered what appeared to be an emergency meeting.

The ruse successfully drew the entire senior leadership of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Aerospace Force, including Commander General Amir Ali Hajizadeh, his deputies, and key technical personnel, into a fortified bunker outside Tehran.
Moments before the strike began, that bunker was hit in a precision airstrike, eliminating Iran’s top missile command.

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Cosplay For Leftards

The Genius of The Handmaid’s Tale

In her defining manifesto of second-wave feminism, The Feminine Mystique, Betty Friedan compared being a 1960s housewife to living in a “comfortable concentration camp.” She actually put that in the title of a whole chapter. “The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive,” Friedan wrote, kind of like the millions of Jews who littered the mass graves of Auschwitz and Dachau.

Kind of, except it’s not like that at all. When Friedan published this vacuous comparison, Margaret Atwood was 23. This is the kind of feminism that shaped her outlook as a young woman. It is marked by dizzying leaps of analogical fancy from the most ghastly atrocities in world history to the privileged condition of airheaded suburbanites. 

The Handmaid’s Tale improved upon this formula by summoning a fictional nightmare scenario to replace the real-life Holocaust as the all-purpose allegory for Every Bad Thing. This was, it must be said, a stroke of genius on Atwood’s part. It meant that the wealthiest and best-fed people ever to draw breath could go on casting themselves as the wretched of the earth without ever having to get specific about particulars.

Have you ever seen any of the women wearing these outfits interviewed? They're practically panting when talking about being held down and “bred” by the patriarchy. It's their fetish. They're horny af.

Adios!

We Voted to Deport Every Single One of Them

’s strange how I keep being told by the regime media and Democrat political flunkies, to the limited extent that those are different things, about how I didn’t vote for what Donald Trump is doing to illegal aliens. I keep hearing about how I don’t want ICE raiding Home Depots, factories, and non-Beatles strawberry fields or sending away 30-year illegal aliens or illegal alien honor students. I’m told that Donald Trump only promised to deport criminal aliens – in the sense that they committed other crimes besides the crime they committed by being illegal aliens – and that Trump can’t actually send criminal aliens away either.

I find that odd because I voted to send every single one of them back. 

And by “every single one of them,” I mean every single one of them. No exceptions. No quarter. No carveouts for farm or hospitality workers – the people trying to convince Trump to let up on that simply want to keep their serfs. Send them all back.

My wife is a legal immigrant. She's rabid about deporting all illegals. Most legal immigrants are.

History Lesson

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The Genetic Mystery of Why Cats Purr May Finally Be Solved

A study from Japan has identified potential genes behind cat purrs, and the discovery could help us understand why our furry companions make these contented rumblings.

Despite humanity's long relationship with domestic cats (Felis catus), the purr remains mysterious, and its purpose is still up for debate. So is whether similar vocal vibrations in big cats also count as purrs, or if the phenomenon is unique to the smaller members of the cat family.

The new information may eventually help solve some of these outstanding questions.

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur/ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

On Dads

Father’s Day by the Baloonatic

My colleague, who would declare that she is independent when it comes to politics, also suffers horribly from TDS. Shortly after the election she started talking about the need to stock up on years worth of food and was refusing to leave her house to the point of having groceries delivered because she was scared to leave.

It makes me wonder how much of that, too, is the impact of not having a father? How much is lost when you grow up without that steady presence, that protector? When there isn’t someone who picks you up from the car and carries you to bed even when you are faking being asleep? When there isn’t someone to discipline you when you need it, or to make you spend what feels like hours picking dandelions for wine and taking you out for ice cream or doughnuts? Who shares his secret stash of chocolate bars when you stay awake during the long road trips and keep him company? Is this why there are so many women who have become so unbalanced?

The destruction of the nuclear family in the west is not an accident, it's by design. If women don't have men in their lives, particularly if they have kids, who or what steps into the support role? Government.

A Cunning Plan

The LA Riots Were Supposed to Make Newsom President

Here’s how it was supposed to work. A Hispanic version of BLM operating out of California, funded by government money, would kickstart a national movement and catapult Newsom into the White House. But the plan isn’t working because the public isn’t invested in the riots.

The BLM riots formed a movement, but illegal aliens waving Mexican flags and Antifa setting Waymos on fire isn’t resonating with Americans the way George Floyd’s golden coffin did.

“I can’t breathe” market tests better than “I can’t illegally cross the border and commit crimes.”

Too bad, so sad.

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