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Derangement Under the Sea Cafe

A goblin shark. A weird creature that lives
deep in the abysses of the sea.

Only living in open oceans with depths of at least 4,265 feet, goblin sharks are rarely observed or recorded while alive. Scientists believe the animal only comes to the water's surface at night and spends most of their life living in nearly-complete darkness.
Goblin sharks are not fished commercially and are mostly captured by people fishing other species.

The only living member of the genus family Mitsukurina, the goblin shark's lineage dates back 125 million years.

Nicknamed the "living fossil," goblin sharks are believed to be on average three to four meters in length, though a female goblin shark measuring six meters long was caught in the year 2000.

A fifteen-foot hurricane storm surge buries a beach town in water.

Puffin enjoys a swim.

Someone's getting lucky tonight.

Hippo wants to meet his admirers like I met Nigel Farage at the Trump Hotel.

Cat dressed up in costume.

Happy mama dog cuddles her puppy.

Dog goes shopping in the pet aisle.

The sassiest bulldog.

Dog fetches a duck for his mistress.

Dog hangs out with strangers in a hot tub.

A belated Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.

Dogs reach an agreement after a tense negotiation.

An oarfish, a rarely-seen creature that usually lives a mile under the ocean, comes to the shore for some reason.

This rarely seen deep-sea creature, known as an oarfish, washed ashore in Mexico. pic.twitter.com/WSWVP5xFOh
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 11, 2025

What creature is this? pic.twitter.com/THfoIGnOE2
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 8, 2025

It's a red-lipped batfish and apparently it's real.

"Our neighbor's great dane loves jumping on a trampoline"
(jukin) pic.twitter.com/rToQMYNrDZ
— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) June 15, 2025

Everything's mine..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/1za48IE8oG
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 16, 2025

posted by Ace at 07:28 PM

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The only living member of the genus family Mitsukurina, the goblin shark's lineage dates back 125 million years. Nicknamed the "living fossil," goblin sharks are believed to be on average three to four meters in length, though a female goblin shark measuring six meters long was caught in the year 2000. A fifteen-foot hurricane storm surge buries a beach town in water. Puffin enjoys a swim. Someone's getting lucky tonight. Hippo wants to meet his admirers like I met Nigel Farage at the Trump Hotel. Cat dressed up in costume. Happy mama dog cuddles her puppy. Dog goes shopping in the pet aisle. The sassiest bulldog. Dog fetches a duck for his mistress. Dog hangs out with strangers in a hot tub. A belated Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. Dogs reach an agreement after a tense negotiation. An oarfish, a rarely-seen creature that usually lives a mile under the ocean, comes to the shore for some reason. This rarely seen deep-sea creature, known as an oarfish, washed ashore in Mexico. pic.twitter.com/WSWVP5xFOh — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 11, 2025 What creature is this? pic.twitter.com/THfoIGnOE2 — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 8, 2025 It's a red-lipped batfish and apparently it's real. 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