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June 03, 2025

Runaway Zebra Cafe

She meant to do that.

I got you a Father's Day present, daddy.

Dog waits for his brother to wake up.

Jealous female.

Some Boxer head-tilts.

Call him up to the majors.

Who runs Bartertown? Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

Scientists pumped ten tons of cement into an abandoned ant hill. They had quite the complex down there.

Dog goes HAM on the trampoline.

A pet zebra got loose in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

A pet zebra has escaped in Tennessee, stunning drivers as it repeatedly raced down residential streets -- even bringing a busy interstate to a standstill.
The still-at-large animal was spotted several times across Rutherford County, southeast of Nashville, on Saturday, and sheriffs say the animal remains at large, unless its owner has found it and not reported it.

Dodging vehicles and narrowly avoiding getting hit, the pet caused havoc when it ran along a busy Greater Nashville interstate over the weekend.

The zebra broke loose on Saturday, just a day after its owner purchased it, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office said.

A pet zebra remains on the loose after it was seen running along a road in Christiana, Tennessee, over the weekend.

A bystander recorded video of the zebra galloping along a road on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/3DpqTqf82J
— The Associated Press (@AP) June 3, 2025

Here’s something you don’t see every day.. a zebra strolling through your neighborhood. This video was caught on Skyler White’s ring camera Saturday, in Rutherford Co near I-24

As of this afternoon, the zebra is still on the loose. @FOXNashville pic.twitter.com/S5VMMnR7mW
— Katy Morgan (@katymorganwx) June 1, 2025

Let me play first..🐘🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/Za9uqgam3U
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 3, 2025

Too many cute animal vids, you say?

I've got just the thing for that.

USA civilian owned quad minguns that can fire up to 24,000 rounds per minute 🤯 pic.twitter.com/XJAMweXh5t
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) December 4, 2024

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A pet zebra got loose in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. A pet zebra has escaped in Tennessee, stunning drivers as it repeatedly raced down residential streets -- even bringing a busy interstate to a standstill. The still-at-large animal was spotted several times across Rutherford County, southeast of Nashville, on Saturday, and sheriffs say the animal remains at large, unless its owner has found it and not reported it. Dodging vehicles and narrowly avoiding getting hit, the pet caused havoc when it ran along a busy Greater Nashville interstate over the weekend. The zebra broke loose on Saturday, just a day after its owner purchased it, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office said. A pet zebra remains on the loose after it was seen running along a road in Christiana, Tennessee, over the weekend. A bystander recorded video of the zebra galloping along a road on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/3DpqTqf82J — The Associated Press (@AP) June 3, 2025 Here’s something you don’t see every day.. a zebra strolling through your neighborhood. This video was caught on Skyler White’s ring camera Saturday, in Rutherford Co near I-24 As of this afternoon, the zebra is still on the loose. @FOXNashville pic.twitter.com/S5VMMnR7mW — Katy Morgan (@katymorganwx) June 1, 2025 Let me play first..🐘🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/Za9uqgam3U — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 3, 2025 Too many cute animal vids, you say? I've got just the thing for that. 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