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May 15, 2025

Police Cat Cafe

by Nevin Johnson

From Hot Air: Video from the March earthquake in Myanmar shows one part of the earth's crust sliding right on by another. Neat.

Cats think everything is a game for their benefit.

Tiger zen.

"Joe Biden is sharper than ever." It's his mouth hanging open that get me.

Cat says "I'm the real victim here."

Gymnastic balloon-popping can be an Olympic sport if we all rise up and demand it.

Care to dance?

Prancing bison.

Whoops, that incontrovertible proof I posted earlier this week demonstrating that unquestionably bears are out of control turns out to have been an AI Cheapfake. (See the note, hit translate.) I guess bears are not officially out-of-control... for the moment.

Big cats, like Republicans, are biologically programmed to seize and pounce.

This is even more common among humans.

Do you prefer the vegetarian option?

I think Police Cat works best when paired with the "Axel F." theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

Police cat in Amsterdam, Netherlands..🐈‍⬛👮‍♂️😍

📹police_cat_amsterdam pic.twitter.com/Z9GpP0QqBX
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 14, 2025

I've linked this before, but if you missed it, here's the scoop on the Police Cat of Amsterdam.

😂🤣 These dogs are amazing! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/UfPv6IDrSr
— LynneP (@LynneBP_294) May 14, 2025

Dogs having fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/xfrFGm1MMZ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 15, 2025

A solar eclipse as viewed from a jet. pic.twitter.com/pEy9ij8Urd
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) May 13, 2025

posted by Ace at 07:28 PM

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Cat says "I'm the real victim here." Gymnastic balloon-popping can be an Olympic sport if we all rise up and demand it. Care to dance? Prancing bison. Whoops, that incontrovertible proof I posted earlier this week demonstrating that unquestionably bears are out of control turns out to have been an AI Cheapfake. (See the note, hit translate.) I guess bears are not officially out-of-control... for the moment. Big cats, like Republicans, are biologically programmed to seize and pounce. This is even more common among humans. Do you prefer the vegetarian option? I think Police Cat works best when paired with the "Axel F." theme from Beverly Hills Cop. 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