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Quick Hits![]() Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy" cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala Speaking of gender-benders: Michelle Obama announces she's "transitioning." That's a little clickbait, because we know "she" transitioned decades back. From "People" Magazine: Michelle -- who has been a longtime "advocate" of therapy and has done it for years -- likened it on the podcast to getting a "tune-up," and she noted that she felt that this was the perfect time in her life to do so, knowing all the things she already did. For some reason, people just aren't interested in hearing this entitled fugly Tony Rezko project whine about how hard she's got it. Former first lady Michelle Obama's new podcast ranks 34th on Spotify's top podcast chart, weeks after debuting her first episode alongside her brother Craig Robinson. In what possible sense is this an "education" podcast? Is it just about the unshakable white liberal belief that black people are our Wise Teachers? The one upside to "her" podcast: All she does is complain about being married to Barack Obama and stating that there aren't just "hard times" in a marriage, but hard decades. Yes, this is a real, loving marriage between two fierce heterosexuals who are plainly crazy about each other. Obama revealed during the first episode that former President Barack Obama had to "adjust" to leaving on time and improve his punctuality when they got married. The "shocking identity" of the terrorist who planned a mass-casualty attack at a Lady Gaga concert in Rio de Janeiro is revealed: he's an illegal alien deported from America previously. Boy, that is shocking. Plot twist! As new details emerge in the shocking plot to commit an act or terror at a Lady Gaga concert, one of the suspects has been identified as a man who was deported from the United States just last month. Speaking of leftist violence: A GOP congressman has gone into hiding and will not be casting votes due to leftist's threatening to murder his wife, children, and grandchildren: A "credible threat" made against Rep. Derrick Van Orden's family prompted the Wisconsin Republican to miss votes on Wednesday and reschedule a town hall event. Trump says he will cancel funding of the trillion dollar "high speed rail" boondoggle in California. We'll see about that, say 100 injunctions pre-written by George Soros' lawyers, ready to be signed by Obama judges. During a press briefing in the Oval Office on Tuesday with with the Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney, President Donald Trump called out California's Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom and the High-Speed Rail project. We've poured hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars into this graft slush fund since early in the Obama presidency, and they're crowing that in 2025, they've completed some of the design and "pre-construction activities" -- are you f***ing kidding me right now? -- and have environmentally cleared the building of 200 miles of train. All of this has been accomplished since... 2009. And they want to be praised for this! Biden offered a delusional defense to remaining in the race: He was so incredibly successful in his presidency that destiny compelled him to keep on succeeding. "I don't think it would have mattered. We left at a time when we had a good candidate, she was fully funded," he said. "And what happened was... I had become, what we had set out to do, no one thought we could do, I had become so successful in our agenda, it was hard to say, 'Now I'm going to stop now.'
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