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May 07, 2025

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Whoopie Goldberg in her "black dandy"
cross-dressing gear at the Met Gala

Speaking of gender-benders:

Michelle Obama announces she's "transitioning." That's a little clickbait, because we know "she" transitioned decades back.

From "People" Magazine:

Michelle -- who has been a longtime "advocate" of therapy and has done it for years -- likened it on the podcast to getting a "tune-up," and she noted that she felt that this was the perfect time in her life to do so, knowing all the things she already did.

"Let me unwind some old habits. Let me sort through some old guilt that I've been carrying around. Let me talk about how my relationship with my mother has affected how I think about things," she shared.

"So, I'm getting that tune-up for this next phase because I believe this is a whole other phase in life for me," she continued. "And I now have the wisdom to know-- let me go get some coaching while I'm doing it so that I have other voices other than the people who know me best. I've got a new person that's getting to know me, and seeing me completely new and hearing all these emotions."

For some reason, people just aren't interested in hearing this entitled fugly Tony Rezko project whine about how hard she's got it.

Former first lady Michelle Obama's new podcast ranks 34th on Spotify's top podcast chart, weeks after debuting her first episode alongside her brother Craig Robinson.

The podcast ranks slightly higher on Apple Podcasts, as the 21st podcast on the list. Michelle Obama and Robinson launched a podcast in early March called "IMO."

...

Obama and Robinson's podcast ranks fourth under Education podcasts, according to Spotify's charts.

In what possible sense is this an "education" podcast? Is it just about the unshakable white liberal belief that black people are our Wise Teachers?

The one upside to "her" podcast: All she does is complain about being married to Barack Obama and stating that there aren't just "hard times" in a marriage, but hard decades.

Yes, this is a real, loving marriage between two fierce heterosexuals who are plainly crazy about each other.

Obama revealed during the first episode that former President Barack Obama had to "adjust" to leaving on time and improve his punctuality when they got married.

"Well, Barack, you know, he had to adjust to what 'on time' was," she told her brother. "I've got this husband who's like, when it's time to leave -- it's 3:00 -- he's getting up and going to the bathroom. And I was like, dude, dude, 3:00 departure means you've done all that, you know?"

The former first lady also revealed that Robinson helped convince her to back Barack's run for the presidency.

"I mean, we knew Barack was smart and, you know, ambitious," Obama said. "But you talked me into supporting his run, and he was smart enough to know that he needed to come to you and sell you on the idea."

The "shocking identity" of the terrorist who planned a mass-casualty attack at a Lady Gaga concert in Rio de Janeiro is revealed: he's an illegal alien deported from America previously.

Boy, that is shocking.

Plot twist!

As new details emerge in the shocking plot to commit an act or terror at a Lady Gaga concert, one of the suspects has been identified as a man who was deported from the United States just last month.

The 44-year-old male suspect, who had lived in the U.S. for 27 years according to CNN, was planning on carrying out multiple attacks at the Grammy Award-winning singer's free show at Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night.

The United States Consulate initially learned of the man's plans after he made a social media post and tipped off the Rio de Janeiro Civil police.

Brazilian investigators discovered that he held a 'spiritual war' with Lady Gaga and that the outline of attacks would have included the livestream of a child's execution and setting up bombs near the stage.

The suspect, who also made threats via online chat groups, was charged with terrorism and promoting crime but was not arrested.

'He said that the singer was a Satanist and that he was going to perform a Satanist ritual too, killing a child during the show,' Rio de Janeiro Civil Police secretary, officer Felipe Curi said.

Authorities are investigating whether his recent terror activity was motivated by his removal from the U.S.

DailyMail.com reached out to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement for comment.

Two suspects, an adult identified as Luis da Silva and a 17-year-old boy, were taken into custody after authorities used Discord as part of an attempt to sign up other people, including teens, to execute simultaneous attacks against children and members of LGBTQ+ community who were among the nearly 2.1 million people who attended the concert.

'They plan to use Molotov cocktails and explosive backpacks,' the police complaint said.

Speaking of leftist violence: A GOP congressman has gone into hiding and will not be casting votes due to leftist's threatening to murder his wife, children, and grandchildren:

A "credible threat" made against Rep. Derrick Van Orden's family prompted the Wisconsin Republican to miss votes on Wednesday and reschedule a town hall event.

"Rep. Van Orden will be missing votes tomorrow and rescheduling his upcoming town hall due to a credible threat made against his wife, children, and grandchildren," the congressman's press office said in a statement on X. "The threat was delivered via a letter to his D.C. office and has been reported to the appropriate authorities.

"No elected official, regardless of political party affiliation, should have to worry about the safety of their family while serving the American people. Threats of political violence are not just dangerous -- they are anti-American," the statement continued.

"This type of behavior is the direct result of increasingly radical and violent rhetoric fueled by far-left Democrats who encourage hatred rather than healthy discourse. It is a poison on our nation and every Member of Congress -- Republican or Democrat -- should fully condemn it when they see it," his office added. "The Congressman looks forward to returning to D.C. to do the job the people of Wisconsin's Third District elected him to do."

Trump says he will cancel funding of the trillion dollar "high speed rail" boondoggle in California.

We'll see about that, say 100 injunctions pre-written by George Soros' lawyers, ready to be signed by Obama judges.

During a press briefing in the Oval Office on Tuesday with with the Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney, President Donald Trump called out California's Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom and the High-Speed Rail project.

"A little train going from San Francisco to Los Angeles that's being run by Gavin Newscomb, the governor of California. He has got that train - is the worst cost overrun I've ever seen. It's like totally out of control," Trump said.

He went on to say, "And Gavin, unfortunately, you know, I always liked Gavin. I had a good relationship with him. But if you think about it and you got to take a look at this project, it's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen. I've watched a lot of stupid people build a lot of stupid things, but that's the worst cost overrun I've ever seen."

"I told our very great new Secretary of Transportation, he's doing a good job, Sean Duffy. I said we're not going to pay for that thing," Trump said. "They are just it's out of control. This is something that you don't have things like this. It's not even conceivable, like 30 times over budget. ..30 times. It's the craziest thing. I think the media should take a look at it."

The High-Speed Authority also issued a statement:

"Despite the noise in Washington, California's high-speed rail project is delivering real results. There is active civil construction along 119 miles in the Central Valley, resulting in over 15,000 construction jobs, and design and pre-construction activities are underway on the extensions to Merced and Bakersfield totaling 171 miles," the Authority spokesperson said.

We have now fully environmentally cleared the route between San Francisco to Los Angeles, and we have invested in projects in the Bay Area and Los Angeles that are already increasing public safety, transit efficiency, and reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

We've poured hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars into this graft slush fund since early in the Obama presidency, and they're crowing that in 2025, they've completed some of the design and "pre-construction activities" -- are you f***ing kidding me right now? -- and have environmentally cleared the building of 200 miles of train.

All of this has been accomplished since... 2009.

And they want to be praised for this!

Biden offered a delusional defense to remaining in the race: He was so incredibly successful in his presidency that destiny compelled him to keep on succeeding.

"I don't think it would have mattered. We left at a time when we had a good candidate, she was fully funded," he said. "And what happened was... I had become, what we had set out to do, no one thought we could do, I had become so successful in our agenda, it was hard to say, 'Now I'm going to stop now.'


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