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Quick Hits Part 2Update: Trump signs an EO again banning funding for gain-of-function bioweapons creation. But this time, Fauci isn't around to rewrite the definition of "gain of function." Michelle "Big Mike" Obama said on her failing podcast that she is very resentful that while she got to live for free in the world's most famous mansion rent-free for eight years and had many of her meals paid for by the taxpayers, and also had most of her travel costs covered, she still had to use some of her own money for routine food shopping and when she and Obama flew on the taxpayer-provided Air Force One to foreign vacation spots, she had to pay commercial rates to fly her kids with her. Foul, miserable beast of a "woman." Megyn Kelly reminded me: Remember when Obama was being groomed for the presidency and the entire Democrat Party rallied to stuff money in his pockets? For Michelle, the corrupt Chicago Democrat Machine phonied-up a fake sinecure for Michelle supposedly working for a hospital. She was paid $200,000 per year or something like that, despite being a very average, no-account (DEI) lawyer. And yet she complains. She wasn't given enough free stuff and enough corrupt money. It's racist that she wasn't given more. When you bitch about having to pay for the food you eat, you have hit rock bottom on the grifting scale. You probably heard, but oh boy, did the Reform Party do well at the polls over the weekend. They won more local council seats than any other party, and stole over one hundred seats from Labour and absolutely demolished the "Conservative" Party, which right now is on the edge of extinction. WE HAVE been predicting it for a long time. Laura Perrins made her warning in October 2017 when Theresa May announced her race audits. A party that conserves nothing and uses the State as its ideological enforcement arm deserves to die. Far from renouncing May's identity politics and state interventionism, Boris Johnson made matters worse. He doubled down on Net Zero, opened our post-Brexit borders to mass migration and a rising tide of asylum exploitation, closed the country down and forced barely tested vaccines on an unsuspecting public. Sunak was party to all that, and Badenoch too. I saw someone project Reform's win here to the future elections for Parliament. Based on this weekend's performance, Reform would win an outright majority of all seats in Parliament and would have the power to form a government without power-sharing with any other party. That must mean it's time to outlaw the Reform Party. That's how this works, right? The Golden Emperor promised on Friday to revoke Harvard's bulls**t tax exempt status. A Harvard apologist said that Harvard just "wasn't ready" to confront the vile antisemitism of its hugely third-world terrorist student body. An adjunct professor at Harvard spoke out Thursday after the Ivy League university's president, Alan Garber, apologized as scathing internal reports exposed that antisemitism and Islamophobia were prevalent on campus. Oh no, the cancellation of its tax exempt status is having the exact effect intended.
President Trump's legally dubious threat to strip Harvard's tax-exempt status could cost the university hundreds of millions a year, and other nonprofits fear they could be next.
37 international students who attend Johns Hopkins University have had their student visas revoked amid the Trump administration's removal of allegedly pro-Hamas protesters. Axios: Right-wing media is worth billions. BTW, is there any left-wing media? Just right-wing, huh, Axios? MAGA media is seizing on its new influence in Washington -- staffing up, enjoying unprecedented access to power, and making market splashes. Ace of Spades HQ is appreciating in value, too. It's now worth six buck three bit. ... Say were any left-wing media types afforded great access to the Obama and Biden White Houses? ... Say it again, brother. Six buck three bit, I must be doin' something right! PBS is Definitely Not Left-Wing Media, says Noted Conservative David Brooks. Speaking to colleagues Amna Nawaz and Jonathan Capeheart during a recent edition of PBS NewsHour about President Donald Trump's executive order to end federal funding for PBS and NPR due to their biased coverage of the news, Brooks asked an extraordinary question: "Who's more straight down the line than we [PBS] are?" According to Brooks:At its core, the Trump administration ... think[s] progressive elites have destroyed the country, we need to take progressive elites down. This is good, too: On a separate podcast, James Carville announced that Democrats can't just lie like Republicans do, because truth-worshipping Democrats just wouldn't put up with the lies. Speaking of, did you know Trump said there are Very Fine Nazis on Both Sides?
LOL. "Protect the Dolls," the trans cult's latest and creepiest slogan. They're wearing T-shirts (which cost about $90) that say "Protect the Dolls" -- the "dolls" here being real-life children they want to play with like they're toys. 'Protect the Dolls' is trans activism at its creepiest The new head of NIH has ended Anthony Fauci's repulsive beagle torture regime.
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And now Marjorie Taylor Green says that she's going to run, and she'll probably take the nomination, and then we'll have to pretend for two years that she has any chance of winning, because all of that endless pretending sure keeps working out for us. And I know, I'm a RINO sell-out neocon for saying that what is definitely going to happen is what is definitely going to happen. We all have to pretend our no-hope candidates are super-strong or otherwise the Negative Vibes we're creating will defeat those sure winners. So you know, as usual, it's all my fault that people I warn can never win never win. If I wasn't just stewing in my neocon negativism, they'd win, just like the people who champion one no-hope candidate after another say. | Recent Comments
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