The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

A long time ago, we fought a war against the British Empire, in part because the people of the American colonies were increasingly offended by the idea of royalty, and the unearned privileges that emanate from that concept. We even specified in our overarching legal document that nobility was not to be tolerated!

From Article 1, Section 9 of the United States Constitution:

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

So how have we devolved from that laudable attitude to this pathetic display of unearned privilege?

Jasmine Crockett accused of 'abusing her power' at airport boarding gate

🚨🚨🚨 SPOTTED: Jasmine Crockett with a taxpayer-funded police escort, cutting everyone in line — even making DISABLED people wait.

Nothing to see here, just the next leader of the Democrats, abusing her power! pic.twitter.com/ulcJBXY1jo

— Lisa McClain (@LisaForCongress) May 4, 2025

Congress has morphed from a body of citizens representing their neighbors, to a group of entitled elitists whose seats seem more like sinecures than vital parts of a constitutional republic. Jasmine Crockett, an execrable example of the Peter Principle may not even be the worst of our congressmen! There are innumerable news stories of haughty congressmen behaving more like 18th century French or Russian noblemen than members of the body politic in a freedom-loving republic.

Their perks are countless, and paid for by you and me. A fat base salary, obscene budgets for staff and travel, essentially no restrictions on insider trading that would get normies sent to prison, preferential treatment by corporations, a damned state-of-the-art gym (for free), free parking, and on and on. But that isn't enough for these entitled c*nts. They want us to bend the knee, and demand special treatment to separate themselves from the mere citizens they "represent."

I know that I am shoveling sh*t against the tide when I complain about them, but it is important to remember that they work for us, that the position is what is important, and not the person who temporarily holds that position.

In a perfect world, no public building would be named for politicians. No politician would be entitled to any accommodation that a typical American citizen cannot get. In fact, they should be held to a higher standard, because they supposedly defend us from the exact sort of government that recognizes unearned privilege!

I was standing around in an airport a few days ago, waiting to board a plane. The man in front of me had prosthetic arms (both of them!) and a prosthetic leg. He fumbled around for his passport for a bit (hooks and pockets don't work well together), but managed to navigate the process without help from airport police, the airline, or anyone else.

If he can do it alone, then some able-bodied half-wit who fancies herself the Queen of Dallas can also be held to the same standard.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter] And the Apple and Spotify feeds for CJN's podcast should be working!

posted by CBD at 11:00 AM

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