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The Week In WokeVegan "butcher" complains has her "vegan butcher shop" goes bankrupt. Vegan 'butcher' unleashes as business dries up amid surprising new trend: 'We're out of money' See if you can psychically divine what this "Suzy Spoons" pyrsyn might look like. Do you have an image in your mind's eye? ![]() Pete Hegseth fired Benghazi cover-up architect Susan Rice. As well as all the other leftists bitterly clinging to power in the DOD. Why the hell was she still on "advisory boards" with access to Pentagon officials? Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello You probably know that when the White House began investigating the leaks of top-secret information to leftwing "news" outlets, one group of suspected culprits were all the Obama/Biden appointees hanging on to "advisory" board positions. They've now all been fired. Thank goodness. Elon Musk @elonmusk
Months after the catastrophic wildfires that devastated large swaths of Southern California, Los Angeles--under Democrat leadership--continues to lag in its rebuilding efforts. Despite President Donald Trump's swift declaration of a national emergency and promises to waive federal red tape, city officials have only approved a fraction of the necessary rebuilding permits. John Cusack, who seems to be learning disabled, claimed that MAGA crucified Jesus or something. John Cusack @johncusack Does this developmentally-disabled adult know what "calculation" even means? Terrorist propaganda organization the AP lost its motion to compel Trump to restore its previous unearned privileges. A federal judge on Friday gave preliminary approval to a new White House press policy that downgrades The Associated Press to the same status as newspapers, eliminating the wire service's previously privileged access to the president. Ugly charisma vacuum Pedro Pascal once again showed that Disney allows leftwing firebrands to alienate as much as the public as they like while also firing Gina Carano for saying that the Nazis began their campaign of hatred by first normalizing the hatred of one neighbor for another. That's not the real reason they fired her. They fired her because she wouldn't bend to the trans mafia and post her pronouns. But Disney didn't want to admit that they fired a popular actress for not obeying the corporate line on constant promotion of transgenderism for children, so they claimed that Carano's warning about the Nazi campaign of hate was some kind of attack on the Jews. Really. Anyway, here's the guy who's about to lose his career after Fantastic Four makes $60 million in its opening weekend: Pedro Pascal blasted author J.K. Rowling for her latest trans tweets, calling the author a "heinous loser" in a comment on Instagram. In related news, Pedro Pascal's skin looks exactly like an aerial photograph of Dresden in June 1945. BTW, Gina Carano is obtaining information about how much Disney pays Pedro Pascal. She wants to show the court how much Disney will pay someone for following their corporate political line. Gina Carano is getting the salaries she's looking for. Remember, California passed a law to protect communists. The law says that employers cannot punish employees for political speech. If it protects dirty filthy communists, it also protects nice Catholic girls like Gina Carano. Western Lensman @WesternLensman Firealarm-puller and antisemite Jamaal Bowman says that the NFL is rigged against black players. BLM influencer calls for "hunting" whites and piling up their bodies on the floor. An illegal alien captured, but then released into the country again by Biden, forcibly sodomized a 13-year-old boy. No big deal, just a kid exposed to AIDS who will have permanent trauma. I hope the somewhat-lower costs to trim the verge on your mansions was worth it! Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ Noted Astronaut Katie Perry has hit the Demented Bag-Lady Madonna phase of her career faster than I ever would have guessed.
Of course True Conservative David French agrees with them. The noodle-armed wokescold attacks the "anti-woke right" for making his LGBT allies sad. ![]() This pathetic cuck opened up his dicksucker to complain about the right's anti-speech efforts. Remember, this pansy called drag queen story hours for children "a blessing of liberty," so that's his default setting. All of this has been obvious for some time. Or, another way to put it is that Ron DeSantis walked so that Donald Trump could run. When the time came to formulate a policy response to the woke left, no one mattered more than the governor of Florida. He continually fails to note that the speech being "controlled" here is the speech of paid employees of the state "teaching" children. He thinks woke teachers have an unassailable right to fly their freak flags for other people's children. He's in favor of censoring rightist speech so that adults can't hear it, but when right-leaning people forbid radicals to indoctrinate children on the taxpayer's dime (and therefore rightly subject to oversight by the government cutting their checks), he claims their speech rights are absolute. We must protect adults from hearing Trumpian claims, but children? Feel free to talk about anal dildos and polyamory with them. Like other hard left-wing propaganda organizations, the Dispatch is offering up the canard, "Well, some of the most extremist left-wingers accuse us of not being left-wing enough, therefore, we must be down-the-middle centrist." Mollie Hemingway isn't having that:
Diagnosable moron Jasmine Ratchet appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Unfunny Sweaty Propaganda Hour to declare that Elon Musk is an "idiot" and she wants to take head-to-head IQ tests to prove that she's as smart as the guy sending Corvettes to f***ing Mars.
Trump doesn't agree that Jasmine Ratchet is smarter than Musk: "It's just so bad. Their policy is so bad," Trump said, shaking his head. "You know, they're great at cheating, and they're great at certain things, but they are so bad on policy, they're so far off." Video at the link. This classic deserves a repost:
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