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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - April 23, 2025 [TRex]
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Quick HitsZelenskyy declared that he would never agree to a peace deal if it involves Russia continuing to control the territory it already controls. Well, Flake, you've had three years to dislodge them and you've failed. Do you mean you want American troops to come in and drive the Russians out? Actually, that's incorrect. Russia did seize Ukraine territory three years ago, but the Crimea was seized 11 years ago. Zelenskyy doesn't just want to reclaim the recently seized territory, but the territory Ukraine gave up without a shot being fired 11 years ago. President Donald Trump on Wednesday slammed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky after he rejected a US proposal that would recognize Russian control of Crimea as part of a peace deal. The FBI arrested a UMass Boston "student" for firebombing a Kansas City Tesla dealership. A 19-year-old University of Massachusetts Boston student was busted for the crazed firebombing of a Tesla dealership in Missouri, according to federal officials. He (?) looks as we've come to expect zems to look: ![]() Legal Insurrection: Trump should dust off the False Claims Act to bring rogue racially-discriminatory colleges in line with the law and Constitution. The False Claims Act (31 U.S.C. § 3730; the "FCA") was passed over 150 years ago to address a seemingly intractable problem: widespread fraud by defense contractors during the Civil War. Under the FCA, a person who knowingly submits a false claim to the government is liable for three times the government's damages plus additional penalties. For example, a hospital that knowingly obtains $10 million from the federal government on bogus Medicare invoices would be liable to the government for over $30 million. Nice. It's like letters of Marque for whistleblowers.
George Clooney is not dipping his head into soy sauce and pretending that he's a Real Journalist Now. He says he went to "Darfur" to "get the story out" and so he's a Real Journalist. He looks like he has a touch of Spring AIDS.
Elizabeth Warren is asked why the Democrat Party refuses to ever admit it's gone off the rails or examine the reasons for its failures. She, get this, refuses to answer. But the interviewer calls her on it. She still refuses to answer. She goes on to refuse to admit she lied when she said Joe Biden had complete acuity. He trips her up by asking "Was he as sharp as you?" This causes her brain to glitch, as she's not sure which lie to tell. Should she continue with the lie that Biden was completely cogent, or should she admit she has the same level of mental sharpness as an infamously demented man. She responds that Biden was, and I do quote, "on his feet." The interviewer accurately states that saying "Biden was on his feet" is not answering the question and not reassuring at all.
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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - April 23, 2025 [TRex]
A Blessed Wednesday Cafe Quick Hits Polls Have More Bad News for the Party of Failure and Fear Supreme Court Appears Ready to Rule that the Montgomery County School System Violated Religious Rights by Making Gay Propaganda Books Available for Children In Their Libraries, and Bizarrely, Refusing a Simple Opt-Out for Children of Concerned Parents Linda McMahon Orders the Department of Education to Begin Collecting Payments for Overdue Student Loans, Garnishing Paychecks If That's What It Takes 60 Minutes Producer Responsible for the Kamala Harris Propaganda Edit Resigns Ancient Evil Reptiloid Dick Durbin, Get This, Won't Seek Reelection in 2026, Ending a Thirty-Plus Year Reign of Graft and Demoralization Real-Life Dr. Evil, Bug Cuisine Promoter Klaus Schwab, Resigns From His Cushy Perch As Head of the World Economic Forum As He's Accused of Embezzlement Wednesday Morning Rant Search
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