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The New York Times Reports That Shitlibs Have a New Tactic: They're Not Just Going Woke, They're Going "Dark Woke""Dark woke" is woke, but they're not like the polite, reasonable, articulate woke Democrats who by the way don't exist and never have existed. "Dark woke" is a strategy of being foul-mouthed, puerile, dogmatic, angry, and threatening in pursuit of wokeness -- also known as the standard method of antifa intimidation the woke thugs have always deployed. But the New York Times says this is entirely new, and you should believe them, because they've gotten every major story of the past ten years completely wrong. They're due.
Oh, shitlib antifa "progressives" are going to be nasty and vile? What an unexpected fresh continuation of what they've been doing for fifty years. The avatar for this exiting old non-development is the foul-mouthed ratchet thot Jasmine Crockett. She is, as garrett would say, snatched. Ms. Crockett's moment became a meme. It was printed on T-shirts. It got her an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. And now, Democratic strategists say, it has become a perfect example of "dark woke." This is the same party that tried to sell you on the idea that they are all about "joy" and love and unity just six months ago. Now they're all cursing like second graders who just found out that they won't be thrown in jail for saying the f-word. Democrats are all saying "shit" and "fuck" now, not just in spontaneous moments but in scripted, filmed coordinated messaging campaigns. It's so bad that I've almost completely stopped cursing. I don't want to sound like Chuck Schumer or Elizabeth Warren. They've made profanity profane again. Here's some Dark Woke from the guy who jammed his tongue into his horrified wife's mouth at his DNC nomination, and then divorced her a couple of years later to bang other women: Trump really is Hitler, says Al Gore. Former Vice President Al Gore sparked outrage Monday by likening President Donald Trump's administration to Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime, invoking the 1930s Third Reich in an aggressive climate change address. Gore made the incendiary comparison during San Francisco's Climate Week, accusing Trump of manipulating truth to advance authoritarian goals.
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