Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups


NoVaMoMe 2025: 06/21/2025
Arlington, VA
Contact Weasel and Bluebell for info


Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Mid-Morning Art Thread | Main | EPA cancels 781 Environmental Justice Grants because Trump is a big ole meanie who ran on just this sort of thing, and you should be super mad about it »
May 01, 2025

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

Well. THAT was quick!

Reality is a stone-cold b*tch, and the stark reality of the Canadian economy is that it is almost completely reliant on America. Posturing about independence and reorienting Canuckistan's economy away from the United States and toward the EU and South America and the Pacific rim and blah, blah, blah sounds good as election soundbites, but as real policy? Not so much.

With Election Over, Canada Seeks Trade Deal Day With Trump

President Donald Trump confirmed on Wednesday that newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reached out to him personally just one day after winning the country’s recent election, which proves that Canada is already eager to re-engage on trade.

Speaking to reporters, Trump described the conversation in clear terms: “He called me up yesterday. He said, ‘Let’s make a deal.’” Trump explained that the outreach came even though, during the election campaign, both leading Canadian candidates had publicly taken anti-Trump positions. “They both hated Trump,” he said. “And it was the one that hated Trump, I think, the least that won.”


Whether this is wishcasting on President Trump's part remains to be seen, but the damage to the Canadian economy if Carney does not negotiate a comprehensive fair trade agreement will be profound, and much worse than any damage done to our economy.

Carney is a globalist technocrat, with a soft spot in his heart (but not his wallet) for anti-capitalist nonsense, like "Occupy Wall Street!" He is a liberal who is not a fan of American dominance of the world economy. Or, if one wants to be less polite, he is a "Champagne Socialist."

But the Canadian economy is circling the drain, so Carney must act. And the only sane policy for an economy with a GDP smaller than that of Texas is to accommodate President Trump's requirements. Sure, there will be negotiation so that Carney doesn't look like he is bending the knee, but if he is smart, he will indeed bend the knee.

And I want to see the video!


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter] And the Apple and Spotify feeds for CJN's podcast should be working!


digg this
posted by CBD at 11:00 AM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Chairborne!...Desk From Above!: "[i]...Secretaries, social workers, assistants, edu ..."

Soothsayer: " Nood nnood ..."

whig: "Hey, who needs reason and logic? Feelings are a mo ..."

Peaches: "421 The roast turned out okay. Next one needs a li ..."

runner: "Ok, I'll give you a hint, it is older than the US! ..."

m: ">>>Instead, get those young men to do their duty a ..."

hurricane567: "I, Samuel Sterns, WHO MEN CALL LEADER! has been a ..."

Bill Lumbergh: "*Holy cow, I just finished my 15th meeting of the ..."

Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b] [/s]: "Afternoon, folken, I just got off two phone cal ..."

Joe Mannix (Not a cop!): "The roast turned out okay. Next one needs a little ..."

runner: "Anybody know who established and where was the fir ..."

"Perfessor" Squirrel: "The US has been on the metric system since the 189 ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64