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April 18, 2025

In A Mine! In A Mine! Where A Million ONTs Shine!

Hello everybody, and welcome to Friday night! Crack open a cold one or pour a few fingers of a smooth one and let's get on with the show!

Hacked crosswalks

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 18, 2025

Fido Friday: Good deal

They could have designed that better

If it can be screwed up, a soldier will find a way to screw it up

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 18, 2025

Can't you smell that smell?

Yes, the flower. That's why they call it that. Sure.

It's outrageous that we celebrate this group of people so much in our society

pic.twitter.com/8tUsHsDdkL
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 18, 2025

I got a new shirt, and people react funny to it. What do you suppose they have against Dr. Pepper?

Judgment Day

Bad career choice

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025

Whitetext helps in the fight against AI

Meeting the neighbors. The navy question is suspicious

When fleeing the cops, always yield to oncoming traffic

pic.twitter.com/ddNutlLirB
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025

Getting old

He's got a point

When I was studying MMA, my instructor always said that the best move in a fight was to walk (or run) away. Guess he was right.

pic.twitter.com/wNq1xVT4aF
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025

We run it all, Jack

Libertarian

We got us a couple of rocket surgeons here

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025

Midwest translator

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by math:

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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That's why they call it that. Sure. It's outrageous that we celebrate this group of people so much in our society pic.twitter.com/8tUsHsDdkL — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 18, 2025 I got a new shirt, and people react funny to it. What do you suppose they have against Dr. Pepper? Judgment Day Bad career choice pic.twitter.com/po4nGwZW7S — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025 Whitetext helps in the fight against AI Meeting the neighbors. The navy question is suspicious When fleeing the cops, always yield to oncoming traffic pic.twitter.com/ddNutlLirB — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 19, 2025 Getting old He's got a point When I was studying MMA, my instructor always said that the best move in a fight was to walk (or run) away. 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