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CNN: Trump and Musk Murdered a Federal Worker By Worrying Her With DOGE Cuts Until She Had a Heart AttackYou've got to be ****ing kidding me with this sh** now, CNN. You cannot be serious. You simply cannot be. I know what you're thinking -- this bureaucrat was probably in terrific shape, which means that the heart attack was caused not by 50+ years of unhealthy living but just by Trump's and Musk's nefarious plotting. And you're absolutely right -- she was an original member of the George Floyd Memorial Crossfit Center. ![]() As you can see, she was a real health nut. Healthy at any size -- but who can survive the combined evil of Trump and Musk? CNN is really doing this: In a federal workforce racked by stress and fear, one family shares a story of death He's a "cybersecurity reporter," which we know now just means "he pushes censorship and propaganda behalf of the left and the Deep State." Here's another example of his neutral, objective reporting: 'It's a bloodbath': Massive wave of job cuts underway at US health agencies It's almost as if he's a propagandist who is fighting for bureaucrats to keep their phoney-baloney jobs by This One Neat Trick of claiming every run-of-the-mill redundancy is a "bloodbath" or "slaughter" or, as in this case, a stealthy murder committed by use of the ultimate poison: Dark MAGA DOGE.
That's apparently not a typo. Her name is "Ksha," no vowel in the beginning. I believe Ksha is the third moon of Planet Vulcan but I'll have to double-check that. Please do not pump that disinformation out there until it's confirmed. In February, amid sweeping changes to the federal workforce, Monique was five years from retirement but was facing one of the most uncertain periods of her career, according to Ksha. She was growing increasingly concerned about what Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency might do to the agency. Yes, that's because she was crazy and neurotic. And her morbid obesity probably contributed to that. Obesity puts strains and stresses on the body, and therefore on the mind. The Trump administration's demolition of federal programs and jobs has sent waves of anxiety and depression through a government workforce that is experiencing anger, hopelessness and worries about people harming themselves, according to interviews with federal workers, their family members and mental health professionals who spoke to CNN. Mental patients should not be working for the federal government. Sorry not sorry. Since the beginning of the DOGE-led program cuts, falsehoods have proliferated online about alleged fraud and wasteful programs, fueling a caricature in some Americans' minds of an inept or corrupt federal worker. You're literally erasing the existence of bureaucrats, Hater Bigots. Monique's final days were spent in that climate of fear and stress while feeling devalued in the workplace, before dying on the job two months ago, according to her sister. By the way, CNN then links to this related story: Related article 'It is a wrecking ball': Former DOGE worker describes Musk-led government-slashing effort from the inside Gripping stuff. Back to the "Trump and Musk did a murder" exposé:
As everyone knows, people build up lethal levels of plaque in their arteries over a matter a few months. Your arteries are clean, Trump gets elected, and then bang, four months later, you're as dead as Hunter Biden's legal career. And watercolor career. Note she died two months ago so Trump and Musk worked their deadly spells over just two months, January and February. This... is CNN. It is impossible to know exactly what factors triggered Monique's health emergency that day. Chronic stress can increase the risk of atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, according to medical experts. How about chronic morbid obesity? Does that have any impacts on people's cardiovascular health? Or is it just the Heart Attack Laser Beams that Musk fires out of his eyes? Ksha believes that stress may have been a factor in her sister's death. Well as long as you can cite that to an expert, like the woman's sister "Ksha." Monique usually called Ksha when she got to the Social Security Administration's vast campus outside of Baltimore, but Ksha's phone didn't ring the morning of February 18. Monique came in and went to her desk, where she fell asleep, according to a Baltimore County Police report that the agency shared with CNN. Paramedics spent about 40 minutes trying to revive her, the report says, but the 53-year-old was pronounced dead at the scene. Sleep is a telltale symptom of lethal stress, as you know. Whenever I get stressed out so bad it hurts my health, I take a little nap. It puts me right out, like cheddar cheese. Complications from Monique's disease can include a heart attack or stroke. According to the report, Ksha told police that Monique had obesity and high blood pressure, which she was taking medication for. Co-workers told the responding police officer that Monique was "not in a [sic] visible signs of distress" prior to falling asleep, the report said. Oh so there are alternate theories in this Murder Mystery. But nah, it was probably Trump.
February 18th -- Trump took office on January 20th. He killed her not in a couple of months, as I stupidly claimed above, but in just 29 days. Just one Leap Year February was all it took for Trump and Musk to choke her arteries with budget-induced plaque.
That has nothing to do with the bizarre main claim in the article. It's just additional propaganda this "journalist" wanted to get in. Here CNN links to another CNN exclusive: Related article GOP states go 'DOGE-ing,' mimicking Musk's branding as they call attention to spending cuts Back to Sean Lyngaas's breathless propaganda: A federal judge on March 20 blocked DOGE's access to the SSA data that contains personal identifiable information and accused DOGE of being "essentially engaged in a fishing expedition at SSA ... without any concrete knowledge that the needle is actually in the haystack." She died protecting illegal aliens from having fraudulently-obtained benefits from being blocked. What a hero. ... Because you're a silly pussymouth bitch specializing in Teen Beat panic porn for psychotic aging white leftwing women who are dead from the waist down and who can no longer feel any emotions except for fear and outrage. "What happened to Monique was truly sad and tragic, literally shook me to the core," an SSA employee told CNN. 'Total fear and demoralization' People do get stressed about the fear of being fired from their jobs... this happens all the time in the private sector. Every time one company buys another, everyone is afraid for their jobs as they know the first thing that will happen is that many of the employees of the old company will be fired. Again, this is just standard life stress that everyone has to deal with. Everyone, that is, except our precious extremely-highly-paid bureaucrats, who get paid like lawyers but have the job protections of longshoremen. And they can retire at 58. CNN saw that the Daily Beast was getting Outrage Clicks over their own story of woe and heart-ache, and wanted to get in on that scam. Ultimately she was dragged out of the office by, quote, "DOGE goons." DOGE Goons Physically Drag Social Security Worker From Desk Fatal heart attacks and now paralysis. ... February? Why that's when they killed young, healthy Monique? Coincidence? I don't want to start any conspiracy theories but the theory that Musk and Trump have conspired to spray the Social Security building with Heart Attack Paralysis Gas is now proven. | Recent Comments
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