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Tonight's ONT Was Thinking Of The Immortal Words Of Socrates, Who Said, "... I Drank What?"

Howdy folks! Welcome to meme Friday!

Fido Friday: Denied!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 4, 2025

This is what 4chan thinks Trump is up to. Thoughts?

Trigger them!

How to drum up business

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 4, 2025

Want fries with that?

Makeup

Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 4, 2025

Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead was a book that I loved as a kid about a boy who lives in an automated house. Everything is great...until he loses power for a week.

Song ideas

What punishments can you come up with?

Sin

Life hack! How to get fired

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2025

What Grok 3 thinks of Muhammad

Knock Knock

Pimp my ride

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2025

The hatman cometh

Closing USAID? Dick move

Hell of a shot

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2025

Hmmm. There are some people regularly on the ONT whom I though of when I saw this meme. I wonder why?

Physically weak, mentally she's a killer

How to shop when you're on a scooter

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 5, 2025

Would you like to play a game?

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