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February 27, 2025

Deer Lord Cafe

Banff, Alberta
or possibly AI

"Pandas are just drunk people in costumes."

If I had the focus and patience of this German shepherd...

This dog, however, lacks focus.

Sus flamingos.

At night, stores let all of their baby goats run wild.

Flying in style.

Severance is on tonight.

Someone shows this dog some meat and it practically does the "floating through the air towards the smell of a pie" cartoon move.

When this bruiser tells you he wants some cheese, you give him some cheese.

Dog crossing guard. He probably gets picked on, like I did. Don't ask. It's still painful.

A woman is reunited with her emotional support dog after the dog had been missing for two years. (Or so the captain says.)

The archer fish hunts orc-flies.

So I guess people know this, but I didn't: How people practice the ski jump before they've got the skills to safely land. (IG)

Penguin family discussion.

Cat dreamatorium.

Do you make mock of me, Cat?

Blind and deaf dog takes a while to smell its owner, but then reacts as you might expect.

A stag appears inside a church during prayers...

Like a scene. pic.twitter.com/81sP2tgRp8
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) February 27, 2025

Monkeys having fun.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/X5jZgq2HaY
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 27, 2025

Royal guest checking the troops.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/XRIGdIpHBi
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 27, 2025

Cavalier puppies being nosy about the cat..🐶🐶🐈😅 pic.twitter.com/ESBec9UP4x
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 27, 2025

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Someone shows this dog some meat and it practically does the "floating through the air towards the smell of a pie" cartoon move. When this bruiser tells you he wants some cheese, you give him some cheese. Dog crossing guard. He probably gets picked on, like I did. Don't ask. It's still painful. A woman is reunited with her emotional support dog after the dog had been missing for two years. (Or so the captain says.) The archer fish hunts orc-flies. So I guess people know this, but I didn't: How people practice the ski jump before they've got the skills to safely land. (IG) Penguin family discussion. Cat dreamatorium. Do you make mock of me, Cat? Blind and deaf dog takes a while to smell its owner, but then reacts as you might expect. A stag appears inside a church during prayers... 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