Saturday Night "Club ONT" February 22, 2025 [The 3 D's]

Welcome to another presentation of Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Regular Club members are encouraged to mingle amongst yourselves. Lurkers welcome to congregate on the observation deck, but please don't be afraid to mix in on the main floor. This --- is Club ONT!

Saturday Night Joke

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking”

The Club endorses pirate hats. And eye patches, plundering, and booty.

[doggo says: I sea what you did there]

Drink of the Night

Duck Fart

Once you get over laughing about the name, you’re going to love the taste of this Duck Fart Shot!

It’s fun to make and even more fun to drink!

A Duck Fart is a layered shot with Kahlua, Bailey’s Irish Cream and whiskey.

The Kahlua is the bottom layer, the Bailey’s floats on top of the Kahlua for the middle layer and then a good amount of whiskey gets poured on top of the Bailey’s.

Said to have originated in a bar in Alaska on a slow night when the bartender and an older woman were testing recipes. The woman drank a few here of these and then came up with the name “Duck Fart”.

[Dino says: Funny, but now brace and prepare for duck puns and quack quack jokes in the comments. Glad the comments do not have smell-o-vision.]

The Disco is now reminded of something...

That song is featured in this 30 minute video. 14 Terrible #1 Songs from the 1970s

[Disco says: C'mon man! Some of these songs are AWESOME!]

One way to win a bar bet

Live music from Club ONT

Charlie Daniels recounts his visit to the Dew Drop Inn in Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night:

Turn it up!

[Dino says: when you are as old as a dinosaur, "oldies" has a different meaning]

RIP, good doggeh

Club-worthy Comments

Closing things out with...

The Club thanks you for your support...but don't forget about us after you leave.

Before starting, changing, or stopping Club ONT activity, consider whether the level of Club ONT activity is appropriate for you. Increase or decrease enthusiasm with care. Club ONT patrons may be volatile and unpredictable an may be fully loaded with snark. Club ONT may cause side effects for some individuals but results can vary from person to person. If you enjoy Club ONT for more than four hours, watch for nood warnings. AoSHQ bears no liability for Club ONT use, particularly in large doses. Club ONT is not responsible for keeping track of the bathroom key at Yosemite National Park.

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