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February 13, 2025

The Belly of the Beast Cafe

BEAUTIFUL: A group of furries wearing realistic elephant Sex-Hides
(funded by a grant from USAID and NIH, obviously)
lay exhausted on the ground after a massive and grotesque Forgy

Just kidding, it's a herd of sleeping elephants. I just realized people might think they were killed by poachers. They're just having a nap.

Kayaker gets swalled by a humpback whale -- but is quickly spat out.

Hero.

Spidercat.

The dog's not allowed on the bed but neither is the buffalo.

Koalas are born cuddlers.

Dogs trying to walk in shoes.

Woman who obviously does not know much about the Bear Menace leaves a little bath for them.

Racist turtles!

A frequently-linked clip of a woman being greeted by the two adult lionesses she raised as cubs.

Clingy dog. (But a very good girl, I'm sure.)

White fox should run from people but she does enjoy the attention and validation.

Stampy-footed bulldog is mad about dinner being late.

Huskies sure are loud.

Inviting a stray dog to come join your pack.

Nice horse shares his feed with his street pigeon friends.

Calf comes over for pets, but mama is monitoring the situation.

Young goat head-butts a toddler -- but gently.

ICYMI: DAD-209.

Evil river otter deceives a kayaker into thinking he's sweet.

Police dog is so amped up about the drugs he sniffed out I'm wondering how much of a dose he got.

As every schoolboy knows, quokkas can be hypnotized by juggling.

Little baby can also spin the basketball.

Baby discovers his shadow.

Dog teaches his baby brother how to crawl.

Goat and cat have incompatible play-styles.

Dolphin blows air rings.

Border-crosser.

A Sports Dramatization showing the Democrats' use of lawfare to drive Trump out of office forever... unsuccessfully. It's as if the universe wanted him in the Oval Office.

Steve Inman:

Continued ramifications for antifa-types playing in the streets like idiots.

The Leg of Justice.

The best criminals are self-shooting.

The oppressive feeling of the pamir plateau pic.twitter.com/8NOSEJDLnY
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 12, 2025

Holding hands.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/UnyeMnUCBn
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 11, 2025

Imagine explaining this to your insurance company. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YY44o0aN8f
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 9, 2025

Me watching Trump press conferences:

The best fan ever. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ncZi5LoD7n
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) February 9, 2025

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Woman who obviously does not know much about the Bear Menace leaves a little bath for them. Racist turtles! A frequently-linked clip of a woman being greeted by the two adult lionesses she raised as cubs. Clingy dog. (But a very good girl, I'm sure.) White fox should run from people but she does enjoy the attention and validation. Stampy-footed bulldog is mad about dinner being late. Huskies sure are loud. Inviting a stray dog to come join your pack. Nice horse shares his feed with his street pigeon friends. Calf comes over for pets, but mama is monitoring the situation. Young goat head-butts a toddler -- but gently. ICYMI: DAD-209. Evil river otter deceives a kayaker into thinking he's sweet. Police dog is so amped up about the drugs he sniffed out I'm wondering how much of a dose he got. As every schoolboy knows, quokkas can be hypnotized by juggling. Little baby can also spin the basketball. Baby discovers his shadow. Dog teaches his baby brother how to crawl. Goat and cat have incompatible play-styles. Dolphin blows air rings. Border-crosser. A Sports Dramatization showing the Democrats' use of lawfare to drive Trump out of office forever... unsuccessfully. It's as if the universe wanted him in the Oval Office. Steve Inman: Continued ramifications for antifa-types playing in the streets like idiots. The Leg of Justice. The best criminals are self-shooting. The oppressive feeling of the pamir plateau pic.twitter.com/8NOSEJDLnY — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 12, 2025 Holding hands.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/UnyeMnUCBn — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 11, 2025 Imagine explaining this to your insurance company. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/YY44o0aN8f — Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 9, 2025 Me watching Trump press conferences: The best fan ever. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ncZi5LoD7n — The Figen (@TheFigen_) February 9, 2025 posted by Ace at 07:24 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments SEO Backlinks Package: "That is really interesting, You are an excessively ..." 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