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February 07, 2025

Friday Overnight Open Thread (2/7/25)

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Greetings boys, girls and everything in between this fine Friday evening from the bowels of the People's Republic of Dane County, WI. (Madison)

On the road with the Fabulous for the next couple of days.

Dave isn't here tonight as there was a family emergency back east. Hopefully, he will be back next week. He didn't give me the keys to the middle school boy's bathroom and humor vault. So I don't have any memes. Deal with it in any fashion you choose.


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60 year old Executive Orders never voted on by congress, GOOD! Orangeman Bad Executive Orders, Bad, bad, bad.

A federal judge said Friday he is putting at least a short-term stop to President Trump’s plans to place thousands of employees at the U.S. Agency for International Development on administrative leave, dealing another legal setback to the new administration’s attempt to reshape the government bureaucracy.

U.S. District Judge Carl Nichols said he would issue a written ruling later detailing his reasoning for the temporary restraining order.


"They" say it is war. Should we take it to them?


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Everything is fine and dandy until your luck runs out.

“One lady in the medical ward that said that he had the traveler’s insurance and that meant $20,000 of coverage,” he recalled.

The cruise line maxed out two credit cards Cameron had on file and he still owes $21,000, he added.

The couple had purchased travel insurance from the cruise line that covered expenses of up to $20,000 and have health insurance — but Cameron is stuck in a holding pattern, with each claiming the other is responsible for the bill, he told Fox 9.

For $50K I hope they loaded him up with the good drugs and not the generic Gatorade.

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WTF do you mean we have to pay full retail? That just cannot be possible they shrieked between bouts of Botox twitches and Resting Bitch Face spasms. (Picture Lisa Murkowski with an obnoxious east coast accent)

Entitled residents of East Coast hamlet hold panicked meeting to keep nannies from being deported


Tom Hohman you are a great guy and hopefully an active Moron. Go and raid East Hampton. Raid it now!

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STAFFORD COUNTY, Va. - A man was charged with breaking and entering, assault, and public intoxication after mistaking Wednesday bible study for a "human trafficking operation."


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